In this episode we start by debating whether all actors in a movie recast need to be alive, followed by a conversation about the film "Glengarry Glen Ross." Then we review the movie "Cocaine Bear" and announce a classic movie recast of "Rocky" from 1976. Lastly, they share what they have been watching, including "Picard" Season 3 and "Mayor of Kingstown.
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Crazy Carl 00:00
Oh, I'm sorry.
Jim 00:01
There's 123456 Yes, seven guys. That's it. There's seven characters in it. Okay.
Crazy Carl 00:10
Do we have to be living actor?
Richie 00:12
Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl. Yes. Everybody has to fucking be alive.
Jim 00:17
How you gonna recast a movie with dead people? Hey,
Richie 00:39
welcome to zero movies. What's up people? I'm Richie. Jim.
Crazy Carl 00:42
Oh, Jason. No Raiders never seen Glengarry Glen Ross.
Jazzy Jay 00:48
I was born. I was born in the like mid 80s man like, Yeah, dude, I was seven years old man when that movie came out like what am I don't have any desire to watch a movie like I was
Jim 00:57
born when a lot of movies I've watched.
Richie 01:00
You gotta give him a break. It wasn't a you know? Wasn't his error movie.
Jim 01:05
It will be. Oh, it'll definitely I'm gonna watch it.
Crazy Carl 01:09
I just the Godfather wasn't my era.
Richie 01:14
So when it came out, oh,
Jim 01:17
you know Al Pacino. Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin. Ed Harris. Who am I missing?
Crazy Carl 01:29
The old dude
Richie 01:30
for Jack Lemmon Jetline. Surely the machine Levine best
Jim 01:37
written by David Mamet and David Mamet and directed I think David Mamet directed that one did he No, no, he didn't know
Crazy Carl 01:46
about this one. But it was great. Anyone's not seen it. Watch.
Jim 01:51
Don't watch it around kids. Yeah. Nothing. It is nothing but rapid fire. Curse dialogue is
Jazzy Jay 02:01
amazing. Awesome.
Crazy Carl 02:03
There's no nudity or anything. Oh, no, no,
Jim 02:05
it's all females. Yeah, it's all dialog, which makes it a great
Richie 02:09
move away. What
Jim 02:10
about grace?
Richie 02:13
Grace. Well, that's made up Yeah.
Jim 02:20
Oh, how's everyone doing?
Crazy Carl 02:22
Yeah. Good, I
Jim 02:23
guess. Yeah. Pretty good. What are we doing on the show today? Well, I'll tell you, we're going to finally do cocaine bear.
Richie 02:31
That's why so Descartes corny. Yeah, that's why I'm playing my wife guitar today.
Jim 02:36
Because cocaine bear came there. And we're also going to pull out an oldie but a goodie classic movie recast we will be recasting ROCKY FROM 1976 All right, everyone don't get too excited. And we'll have a what we're watching. But before that it's time what? What's man?
Richie 03:05
I just fuckin cast Mickey. Oh
Crazy Carl 03:09
that's a tough one. No, before
Jim 03:11
before we get into all of that. It's time to open something up.
Unknown Speaker 03:16
Why the mailbag mailbag Jimmy? bag you forgive me is so close.
Jim 03:27
Yes, dear Jim and Richie. This is a friend from long ago
Unknown Speaker 03:32
holy shit
Jim 03:34
it's been a while since I last listened to the show but have recently begun listening again and wanted to let you know what I thought it needs work. You too are okay even though Ricci still rattles is annoying fucking ice cubes hurt but his comment about the writer striking for better pens during the ad for Brady episode was pretty funny. So what the hell is wrong with crazy Carl's phone and and who are those two stiffs Jason and Ray Wow Jesus talk about human sleeping pills remain remember to wake those two guys up the next time the show starts. Also since my last correspondence, I have moved out of Colorado and relocated elsewhere so I have no longer Jeff in the Rockies. Wow. But um Now Jeff in the Ozarks.
Richie 04:39
Oh,
Crazy Carl 04:40
all right. He's not allowed to give himself
Jim 04:42
Yeah. Shouldn't he be like who was in like Jason Bateman Jeff, or wasn't Jason Bateman in that show? Ozark Yeah,
Richie 04:54
yeah, yes. Wow.
Jim 04:57
Please take note of this is soon Still a party show. Please give my regards Monday. So God Please give my regards to nd and looking forward to the next episode respectfully Jeff in the Ozarks.
Crazy Carl 05:11
Wow. Shows arcs.
Jim 05:15
The Chozo
Richie 05:17
Well, Jeff, great to hear from you, buddy. Jay and Ray take that as a compliment because if you don't get fucking right or attacked by our audience, you're not doing it right.
Jazzy Jay 05:34
That's awesome man. And fucking
Richie 05:38
Wisconsin Jeff, wherever the fuck he is now.
Crazy Carl 05:43
Joe from Ozark?
Jim 05:45
Yeah. Jim I like that.
Richie 05:49
Because Wisconsin Jeff
Jazzy Jay 05:55
if I was on sleeping pills, I guarantee I was more entertaining that fucking ad for Brady movie.
Richie 06:00
Wow. Listen, you can argue with the listeners. Yeah,
Jim 06:04
that's right. That's true. The customer's always right.
Richie 06:10
Jeff. Yeah, back in. Wisconsin, just constant Jeff.
Jim 06:16
Every writer I was watching. I was watching the community and one of the caret characters. Someone gets criticized. One of the character says play them Be like, criticize it but that would be like calling me and now for sucking at analogies. Whoo. See, that's the joke. It's yeah, that was a bad analogy. It was funny shit. Another thing about community with the subtitles on there was a scene where they're talking to a character and they say if you don't do this, I'm going where? I'm going to tell everybody and he goes who? And she yells every body and in the fucking subtitles it says
Crazy Carl 07:08
very old man is Gary Oldman
Richie 07:15
so just just to let you know Milwaukee Jeff wherever you book a new name every time. Wisconsin Jeff Karl is he spends most of his money on tacos. So yeah. I don't know for the love of God. That was fucking Jim's Ice Cube
Jim 07:39
my ice cubes to mute my SQ Here
Richie 07:43
you go. Here you go. Jeff. That's for you. Just so you know.
Jim 07:47
I forgot to mute my mic. Mute and I fucking
Richie 07:50
whatever. Let them let them bitch about your ice cubes. That's fine.
Crazy Carl 07:56
Inflation the way it is. Tacos are a lot. Your luxury
Jim 08:02
especially, you know call doesn't just the two now. No, not when he said Oh, tacos. So now unless they're like super large tacos. Yeah, like chalupas
Crazy Carl 08:17
Yeah. I got a local place to tacos is pol NT. Yeah.
Jim 08:26
I know. I know. Attack. Okay, I got a taco.
Richie 08:30
So it's other they use refried beans. Or as I just call it forget the place like ours. I just call them beans. Refried beans. No, they're not they were never fried. Once we've we've had this conversation years ago. There's no How could it be refried beans if they're not even fried once?
Crazy Carl 08:50
They're not fried. They're not frightened. Vegetable oil. They're fried and
Richie 08:55
lard. No, they're cooked in lard. They're not fried.
Jim 08:58
Okay. Yeah, technically, they're not fried. And they're only things in a fry and
Richie 09:03
you only you only cook them once so they don't even refried
Jazzy Jay 09:08
Okay. cooked beans. Got it, right.
Richie 09:13
You're gonna get emails from Jeff now, buddy. What he loves.
Jim 09:18
They're not even really cooked. They're leftovers.
Richie 09:22
They're called beans. Anyway,
Jim 09:28
all right. Well, thank you, Jeff for your email. Yes. And we've looked for many more.
Richie 09:33
Joe. Now. Jeff.
Jim 09:39
Where did Joe come from?
Richie 09:42
Well, Carl can't hear from his shitty headphones
Jim 09:49
Oh all right. Let's get on to a quick what we're watching. All right. The only thing I've been watching, I finished the Picard season three. And if Raman was here, I would say to him, You are quite right. It was. It was excellent. And the ending put a smile on my face. I said that was perfect. I said that was absolutely perfect. Absolutely perfect. Wow, that how that ended? It was I hope I just stopped. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's it. But absolutely terrific. It, it blew me away how much I enjoyed it. So much so that we started watching the next generation over again. And I realized how bad season one of the next year I didn't remember that terrible. And it is more than terrible. Not just in the writing. But in the directing. It's full of tons of ultra close ups in the first four or five episodes. And I'm gonna What the Let's put the camera right directly into people's mush. You feel pulled back a little.
Richie 11:09
What was number two's name again?
Jim 11:11
Who's number one. You mean?
Crazy Carl 11:14
No Riker?
Richie 11:16
You're not, but I'm sitting. Yeah, I was gonna say that the short video they made of him getting into chairs all the time.
Jim 11:23
I played that for my wife. Video of Riker sitting down.
Crazy Carl 11:28
Yeah, it's fucking
Richie 11:30
hilarious.
Crazy Carl 11:31
That says movie just sits down. The way he sits
Richie 11:35
the way he when he walks into a room and sits down. It's different every day. Like he'll like straddle shit. No,
Jim 11:40
it's the same every time. It's just as different chairs, but he sits down the same way every time. He doesn't sit like a normal person. Right? So go on YouTube, and just let us do a search for Riker sitting, and that video will come up. And you'll see and I can't not notice it now. It's he comes in and sits down at the conference table and go man, he did it. Right. So
Crazy Carl 12:09
he seems like a big guy. Maybe he just straddles chairs.
Jim 12:13
Right, but he doesn't straddle them. Like with the back of the chair against his chest. Like, like, like some people sit down. He he always sits down by throwing his leg over the back of the chair. Like he's mounting a horse. Yeah. That's what he does all the time. Every single time.
Crazy Carl 12:36
That's awesome. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with the quasi movie. Oh,
Jazzy Jay 12:43
I started watching that. It's
Crazy Carl 12:44
a new broken lizard. Oh, yeah, it's quite a moto. Yeah. That's all it's called. Quasi. It's fucking funny.
Jazzy Jay 12:55
It is funny. I started watching it. My wife was like, What is Oh, watch it another time.
Crazy Carl 13:05
It's ridiculously good. Yeah, I didn't finish. If you enjoy the broken lizard, the Yes. If you enjoy them, then you'll enjoy this movie.
Jim 13:19
Yeah, I saw an interview with one of them on one of the talk shows. I can't remember which one
Crazy Carl 13:24
afternoon Kevin Heffernan
Jim 13:27
now. I mean, you can throw out names I'm not gonna
Crazy Carl 13:32
fan drew Gawker. Yeah. It's something like that.
Jim 13:38
Yeah, that one
Crazy Carl 13:42
was authority or is it all right, well, if you need more I've been watching Friday night lab.
Jim 13:51
We don't we don't need more.
Jazzy Jay 13:54
I've been finally starting to watch mayor of Kingstone Season Two Yeah. Jeremy Renner. And that's the only thing I've really been watching. Show wise. So. Yeah, I started watching season two finally. Yeah. If you haven't seen season one, I recommend it. It's pretty gritty. Mayor of Kingston Mayor Kingstown Yeah, it sounds town
Jim 14:17
like King Yeah, no, not like Mayor of East East
Jazzy Jay 14:22
it's Yeah, Jeremy Renner is the mayor of like this town that's I guess corrupt with the prison system that's nearby. It's pretty good show. Oh,
Richie 14:32
no. Like it's not like Jeff Jeff from Kingston
Crazy Carl 14:45
Where can we see me?
Jazzy Jay 14:47
It's on paramount. Paramount. Paramount plus, yeah,
Crazy Carl 14:51
I'm gonna check that out. If you like
Jazzy Jay 14:52
King of Tulsa, it's kind of it kind of has somewhat the same vibe I guess. but it's it's a real gritty show. I like it. Nice.
Jim 15:03
And it's a good thing there's another season because it was close to not being
Crazy Carl 15:09
what Tulsa came now. Oh,
Jim 15:13
because he ran Jeffery Kingston over himself with his own wow.
Crazy Carl 15:19
Oh, right. Yeah. Yikes.
Richie 15:23
So what are you watching Jim? Anything?
Jim 15:25
I said I wasn't paying attention. I said Picard season three. Keep paying attention
Richie 15:37
there me in us just smoke it yo.
Crazy Carl 15:46
Anyways, Rich was the founder again.
Jim 15:49
No, I I watched. I've watched three scenes from my three favorite scenes of the founder before I went to bed last night. No, I
Richie 16:00
I remember watching I watched a finally two more episodes of Ted. So I only have two more left. Excellent. Then we can say? Well, there's a pretty cool fan theory. I read that. That
Jim 16:12
bet it all takes place and tape lassos head what? Because those are usually the theories that now know
Richie 16:17
that they're the absolute there. It's the Ted's version of Wizard of Oz. Like it's the Wizard of Oz. So you have the kindhearted Kansas person and his loyal companion beard is todo.
Crazy Carl 16:37
Then you have
Richie 16:38
the, you know, the three, you know, cowardly lion boba. So you have
Jim 16:44
Nate Roy late
Richie 16:46
right and Randy and Jamie. So Nate is cowardly lion. Jamie's the Scarecrow.
Jim 16:55
And Keeley is the Goodwin. No, no.
Richie 17:00
No. They said that and Roy, obviously Tin Man because, yeah, he finds his heart. Broke. Rebecca is the Good Witch. Ah, her ex husband is obviously the Wicked Witch. And they were like, and you know, everybody was speculating like who would? Who's the wizard May? Always behind the bar.
Jazzy Jay 17:25
I love me. She's like, such a great guy.
Richie 17:29
Yeah, I thought that was like when I've done I was like, Hey, guy by that. That's that's pretty cool. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 17:35
And the dudes hang around the bar or the monkeys? I don't know. They're just flying monkeys.
Richie 17:44
Yeah, I don't know. They could be like the Munchkins
Jim 17:46
as much as Jeremy and Paul.
Richie 17:50
Right. But I thought that was pretty interesting. And like, I could see all that.
Crazy Carl 17:55
That's fun. Yeah, it's bullshit, but it's fun. Well,
Richie 17:59
of course. That's cool.
Jazzy Jay 18:02
We need to do a segment with TV and movie theories. Because there's Yeah, that would be out there.
Jim 18:08
All right. Well,
Richie 18:09
I have a theory about Marvel sucks lately. That's my theory. Fucking bullshit.
Jim 18:14
Well, well, good news, Richie. You don't have to watch a Marvel movie. Because avatar wave order just dropped today.
Richie 18:25
I'm not watching that shit. Do we have to watch
Jim 18:27
maybe? Well, we don't maybe we do like a two parter where we watch it in in an hour and a half and then an hour and a half.
Crazy Carl 18:37
Ah. Oh, it's three hours.
Jim 18:41
Oh, I think it's more than three hours. Yeah.
Richie 18:45
I get it. They're blue. They go underwater this time? And they're very nice with the underwater face.
Jazzy Jay 18:51
A there's only four more coming out after the
Richie 18:54
fuck outta here. Shit
Crazy Carl 19:06
Cocona okay, you
Jazzy Jay 19:09
also heard by true events
Jim 19:11
inspired by true events. Yes. There was a there was a bear. There was cocaine and died and died shortly after, just to get and the guy that threw it out of the plane died too. But he didn't die the way they showed it in the movie. Oh, yeah. What happened was he was so weighted down with the bags that his parachute could not slow him down enough and he died. He died on impact.
Richie 19:41
Oh, wow. That's funny.
Jim 19:45
Cocaine bear 2023 hour comedy movie directed by Elizabeth. Thanks. Everyone knows a little bit. Elizabeth Banks. Share your course. Yep. And written by Jimmy warden. in Wikipedia it says loosely inspired by a true story loosely
Unknown Speaker 20:10
Oh, man
Jim 20:11
that is incredibly loose. loosey goosey.
Jazzy Jay 20:15
Do you think that there's more credibility in cocaine bear at for Brady? Just go cocaine
Richie 20:20
bear. Came back because I'd watch cocaine bear again. Yeah.
Jim 20:30
Star Keri Russell, Christian, convery O'Shea Jackson Jr. All there, Iran Reich, who I will now refer to only as Han Solo, Brooklyn, Prince, Isiah, Whitlock, Jr, Margo Martindale and Ray Liotta in his last This was his last.
Crazy Carl 20:54
I was wondering about that.
Jim 20:57
Yeah, that's a shame. Yeah. allowed on cocaine there.
Jazzy Jay 21:02
Well, I mean, I mean, Connery went out and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. So,
Jim 21:07
but he retired. He didn't die, though. It's not even a movie though. No show kind of Yeah. Yeah. The point.
Crazy Carl 21:17
He did. Yeah. Yeah. He did
Jazzy Jay 21:19
like two or three years ago.
Jim 21:20
Yeah. Yeah. But he retired after that movie, because he saw it.
Jazzy Jay 21:27
Kidding, and said
Jim 21:28
this, this is a piece of trash. Yeah. He wrote the comic League of the hell's his name. He wrote. He wrote watchmen he wrote V for Vendetta, he wrote, man, I forget it. But he hated that movie with a passion. No, no, no, no, Frank Miller. English dude.
Crazy Carl 21:59
Whenever you're talking about why do
Richie 22:02
you have a computer right there look it up. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 22:06
Watchmen. Well, watchman is brilliant, by the way.
Jim 22:09
Oh, the the graph shuffles brand. Brilliant. Not what, not what what Zack Snyder did do it.
Crazy Carl 22:17
the HBO series brilliant.
Richie 22:21
Brilliant, but
Crazy Carl 22:23
it really is. Alan Moore, Alan,
Jim 22:29
Alan Moore, he wrote watchmen and he did not much like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Viva Vendetta. He did not think they should be should have been made into movies. Because he made it for the comment form. And he said it would not translate properly to
Richie 22:49
and it did not and 100% 100% Right
Jim 22:53
on all fronts with with the with that. You're still cashed that check though. No, no, he didn't want any part. He gave up. He gave up his rights to that. Watchmen was all Dave Gibbons, the artist and DC Comics. Oh, no, no, he has like super integrity. That dude, he would not take a friggin dime from that. That stupid.
Unknown Speaker 23:19
fucking dumb shit.
Jim 23:23
It's dumb. But he made me he made a lot of money writing comics because he Okay, as a writer he
Richie 23:30
Great. Great. He's an idiot. I'm not I'm not gonna take millions of dollars because it's crap. He's genius.
Jim 23:38
He's a genius.
Richie 23:40
You know what I would say? When I when I'm on that podcast. They were like, oh, did you? Did you ever party? Well, yeah, I got I got like, you know $22 million. It's a piece of shit. But I still got 22 As I'm sitting in my fucking mansion Yeah, like Yeah, I have integrity. Yeah
Jim 24:03
quote about Charles three Michael Caine when he got Yeah, exactly. I have never seen it people tell people tell me it's bad but the house it was the house it bought me is wonderful. Exactly.
Richie 24:20
That's what I'm saying. Like integrity my ass. So I won't be a part of that how much you're giving me? Yeah, my my bank. My bank account has no integrity. Fill it up.
Jim 24:35
Alright, so it's a drug smuggler is in a plane and he is dumping cocaine out of the plane. And then he
Richie 24:46
and this part was a true story.
Jim 24:48
Most of it Yeah, he did. He did. He did dumb cocaine of plain. Yep. He did it and was involved. He did to parachute out of the plane.
Crazy Carl 24:58
Right plane to the bear. Okay,
Jim 25:01
and he did die in the attempt.
Richie 25:04
Say all three. Were so bad.
Jim 25:09
We're good to go. We're perfectly in sync with the true story. Except he is an idiot and hits his head nods himself out and that's how he dies and this one like I said, in the real life he didn't do that.
Unknown Speaker 25:25
Who wrote it
Jim 25:27
was written by Jimmy Warren. I'm never the guy. I like yeah so comes down bear eats the cocaine burgles wild starts eating people up oh wow looking for more looking for more cocaine eat. And
Jazzy Jay 25:52
like cocaine, like levels him up and it like just oh, I'm running low on killing adrenaline. Let me oh my god, another bag. Oh, I'm gonna kill the whole it would have been.
Richie 26:02
It would have been even funnier if they did some sort of video game noise when? Great when it coked up. Yeah.
Jazzy Jay 26:12
They could have had a lot of fun with this movie. So they have
Jim 26:15
a lot of fun. More fun, they could have more fun. It could have been much, much more fun. There's two precocious kids of course got cautious kids. They're frantic mothers trying to find the precocious kids and protect them. And then the drug smuggler in his crew of narrow dwells looking for the cocaine. He only had one tools only wasn't a crew it was was Han Solo and the and the other dude. Right? Looking for the cocaine. So it was more than two. It was more than one. Right? to the to the
Richie 26:54
crew. Okay, yeah. Freezer freezer crew to the duo.
Crazy Carl 27:00
Okay, yeah.
Jim 27:03
Yeah, they're like the two guys from Midnight Run.
Richie 27:06
Exactly. Which I just watched the other day.
Jim 27:10
So high jinks ensue everyone I have my problem with my problem with a lot of this movie is I say okay, like we were saying it goes along alright, I'll buy that the berry it's the cocaine good. I buy that. Beer goes nuts and kills some people. Great. I'll buy that. But the whole thing with the cop on the roof, and then the bear eats the cocaine and then passes out in your bear eats the cocaine and stuff and they go what do we do? Shoot it you shoot the fucking bear.
Unknown Speaker 27:45
You shoot the bell?
Jim 27:48
Wait, let's see what it does to him. I said all right, EULA. You lost me there.
Unknown Speaker 27:55
Right. you unload the clip. Is what you do.
Jim 28:00
Yeah, it's the bears. totally incapacitated. Yeah.
Jazzy Jay 28:05
Are we not going to talk about the bear catching up to a driving away ambulance that was on coke. I know bears are fast but I mean
Jim 28:18
you don't understand that there was on cocaine. Yeah, he's still he's
Unknown Speaker 28:26
cocaine fast, man.
Jim 28:29
He's got that bear cocaine speed. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 28:33
It was a dirt road to I think.
Jim 28:35
Yeah. And one of the ambulance drivers is a dude who made a whole shitload of like YouTube and Tiktok videos. The IKEA the IKEA dude.
Jazzy Jay 28:49
justifying the bear can
Crazy Carl 28:53
I get in a dirt road? That's a bandage nature.
Jim 28:58
All right. Yeah, it's a dirt road. It's got good grip. Claws will sink right into that dirt.
Richie 29:06
It was it was out in his element. You don't know her element turns
Jim 29:11
female bear a female bear. As Hank was said
Richie 29:16
towards the end of the you know, they found out that we've had bear kits, the bear kits and they were all coked up which you know, right there. You know it's a gateway drug cocaine don't give it to your kids, man.
Jim 29:34
But the kid has loved it so much. The kids love that cocaine so much.
Richie 29:38
Yeah, they did. Typical drug mother just give it to the kids.
Jim 29:46
So eventually ralien liotta says, you know where if you want a job done right? You gotta do it yourself. And he's gonna go after the cocaine now. Yeah, okay. People are getting injured and dying and stuff. They should have died long. Like they should have done much quicker than they died in this movie. Like people are losing body parts and still walking around. massive blood loss doesn't make you pass out. And
Jim Daw 1:01
massive blood loss doesn't make you pass out. And
Richie 0:00
is the you know, they found out that we've had bear kits they had bear kids and they were all coked up which you know right there you know it's a gateway drug cocaine you don't give it to your kids man.
Jim Daw 0:18
But the kid has loved it so much the kids love that cocaine so much. Yeah,
Richie 0:22
they did a typical drug mother just give it to the kids
Carl 0:30
so eventually
Jim Daw 0:34
Ray Liotta says, you know with if you want a job done right, you can do it yourself. And he's gonna go after the cocaine now. People are getting injured and dying and stuff. They should have died long. Like they should have done much quicker than they died in this movie. Like people are losing body parts and still walking around.
Carl 1:06
also, it's in the script. The bears name is Karen. Oh, seriously? No, so Leo does like why did you snip that cocaine Karen okay, we did you do? Not connect
Richie 1:38
you want me to do?
Carl 1:45
Oh, man,
Richie 1:46
I'm gonna have to go watch Goodfellas.
Carl 1:49
That's okay. Remember? All right. Why would you do that? Karen?
Richie 1:56
Well done. Well done, Carl. You know what, dude, open the door. Good
Jazzy Jay 2:08
you earned it.
Carl 2:09
You earned it Carl.
Jim Daw 2:12
Yeah, so the bear you know, the bear winds.
Unknown Speaker 2:17
Oh, sure. Yeah,
Jim Daw 2:18
the bear comes out ahead. All three of them
Richie 2:32
it needed that music man. It had no 80s music. You know, your writing was missing. It was mission ridiculous. Like, like when the bear was chasing the ambulance? Like there should have been like, some sort of 80s Tune plan. Yeah. Should have tapped you. Yeah, man. I should have done the music for this movie. You gotta make some great stuff. Let me let me let me email Elizabeth Banks. Listen, we gotta we got to recut it we're gonna recut the movie.
Carl 3:09
Bring bear to
Jim Daw 3:10
turn the machines back.
Richie 3:14
So the thing that I loved about this movie is the camp of it was definitely an old school. You know, horror movie, because you never saw the bear doing anything other than you know, running into the door. Or, you know,
Jim Daw 3:31
Yeah, cuz it had kind of a less funny Army of Darkness vibe.
Richie 3:36
Right, right. But, you know, we see you'd see a leg land like that's it's fun. I mean, the cam cam can't be hard. So I'm saying like, it wasn't like gore where the bear was like, you just you knew the bear. You knew what it was doing but you didn't see it. And then you saw leg fly.
Jim Daw 3:54
Man happens when the guy's arm falls half off. And it just flops over.
Carl 4:03
Exactly. It's clearly a throwback, right?
Jim Daw 4:07
Yeah. Plenty of cartoon violence basically.
Richie 4:10
Yeah. Like when the when the bear was attacking the the dudes in the the rest up there. Whatever it was the the ranger station ranger station. Yeah, dude. When when? Whatever. When they broke in. Dude, if they played the fucking the banana splits from fucking
Carl 4:35
like they did.
Richie 4:37
How fucking great was that?
Jim Daw 4:38
They didn't like they
Richie 4:40
didn't kick ass. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome. That's what I mean. It was missing shit like that. You know? What made fucking kick ass great.
Jim Daw 4:49
For some reason earlier today. Someone said something that made me sing. Start singing that's a two minute three minute Yeah, la la la, la La, la la la la la still
Richie 5:05
still one of my favorite scenes ever in a movie
Jim Daw 5:08
is that I know you love that you love take girl.
Richie 5:12
Oh man, she's i That was so good.
Unknown Speaker 5:14
Movies are great especially yeah first one. Yeah, so
Richie 5:19
she was she was hands down. fucking genius. They should have gave her an Oscar for it she's that good.
Speaker 3 5:25
Nicolas Cage was awesome in that fun yeah. Oh yeah he's so underrated in that movie.
Richie 5:30
Yeah s kick
Carl 5:37
run for the
All right I don't think this movie had the budget to put it that popular songs.
Richie 5:51
Still you don't have to put up you can find like you know, there's a lot trust me. There's plenty of one hit wonders out there that you know, couldn't use the fit, you know? 50 grand right you're at right now. So
Carl 6:01
like you Yeah,
Richie 6:05
I want to get one I would definitely give him a song. But
Jim Daw 6:09
I don't know. Sort of pitch
know the one sound from outside the door shot you call it wasn't you?
Richie 6:25
Sorry, girl. Like I said you are in
Carl 6:28
a plane right now.
Jim Daw 6:32
So I did like a Han Solo in this. I thought I thought he was mildly amusing.
Carl 6:39
That's where you're from? Yeah,
Jim Daw 6:41
he's Han Solo.
Carl 6:43
And I could. Yeah, I
Jim Daw 6:45
liked him in Hail Caesar. Yeah, he was really good and Hail Caesar. And I liked him in Han Solo as Leila was an actor. I liked him and on solo the solo. The movie wasn't that fantastic, but it wasn't because of him.
Carl 7:03
Oh, he's great. All right. All right. So
Jim Daw 7:12
so this guy 67% on Rotten Tomatoes, out of 308 reviews. It its budget was 30 to 35 million. So I dispute the fact that they could not afford 80s music
Carl 7:31
could have picked up for sure.
Unknown Speaker 7:33
Yeah, they totally could have
Jim Daw 7:34
Yeah, and it made Evie $9.3 million. Wow. So
Richie 7:40
So there'll be a cocaine bear too.
Jim Daw 7:42
So cocaine do bear they're still alive dude. Yeah.
Carl 7:46
That is true kids. And the coked up kids all three bears. cooked up cubs
Unknown Speaker 7:55
came there to overdose
Richie 7:57
Yeah, all they got to do is a little CGI of Ray Liotta and he could be in another one
Jim Daw 8:05
cocaine bear to back to the bear six
Richie 8:08
oh my god oh, that was awful.
Carl 8:14
Was Oh no.
Jim Daw 8:17
That was meant to be awful girl cocaine bear to breaking training
Richie 8:25
now just like cocaine just called cocaine bear too but in this one it just smokes weed. It's like eats weed just kills just chills out like everybody's all freaked out he's just sitting there like go to bed a bag of Cheetos
Jim Daw 8:45
Wait a minute. Yeah this bear the whole movie he's trying to find the cocaine and people's picnic basket
Richie 8:58
so this one is we'd be awesome
Carl 9:15
grimy Capri Suns man
Richie 9:17
walks into a 711 and slaps the Slurpee machine and puts his mouth under it.
Carl 9:24
Man you gotta pay for that. Yeah
you have a bear.
Jim Daw 9:31
Oh, okay. It's free if your bear. Okay, who's gonna
Richie 9:36
pay for that? So
Jim Daw 9:43
Carl, they back close.
Carl 9:44
Yeah, yeah, right. We've said
Jim Daw 9:49
you're going to pay today who? You're going to pay for that stuff you took
Carl 9:54
for word of the warrior. Alright guys Yeah James never seen that.
Unknown Speaker 10:05
I have seen
Richie 10:07
the Warriors. Warriors. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 10:12
There's a handful of movies that I haven't seen that are probably brought in here join us. Yes. But come on man. There's like there's like a 15 plus year age gap between between
Richie 10:29
like yeah, give me a break or open your door. Go have a smoke relax. Go have a cream soda. Yeah.
Speaker 3 10:36
I promise you, Carl. I will watch this movie. You know, we could talk about Yeah,
Jim Daw 10:41
go open your door and be old if anything gets me excited
Speaker 3 10:45
because now I'm watching it for the first time. So you guys we could all talk about it. Yeah. Carl
Richie 10:55
will be over in a minute go over cream soda. There were
Jim Daw 10:58
I forget what it was about a soda. Cream Soda.
Richie 11:03
Come on. That's a movie line.
Jim Daw 11:05
That's a movie. Midnight Run Carl Naira
Richie 11:09
relax Sidney Glover cream soda
Carl 11:15
fantastic
Richie 11:18
cream soda. This all be over in a minute
Carl 11:25
all right, well. Why don't we give this movie? Wow. You know what? I'm going first. Okay,
Richie 11:37
we're going three and a half and a half. Oh, I fucking watch it again. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't fucking epic. But it was 10 times better than I thought it was gonna be. I laughed a lot. At the stupidity but I still left all
Carl 11:54
like it was fucking dumb. Very good. Dumb.
Richie 12:00
Like ever. Like, like if it came on? Really dumb. That's my point. Yes. Good. Dumb. This. Yeah. Yeah. A funder. Yeah. So yeah, this thing you know this. This is a one of those movies that you can put on in the background and not have to pay attention to when you're doing shit. And you're like a Seinfeld episode. It's on. You know what's going to be funny. And you're good.
Jim Daw 12:27
There you go. So they're all three and a half from Richie.
Carl 12:32
I'm right on target with you rich, green half. It's exactly what it set out to be. Exactly. It's a throwback to like Parana, three one
Jim Daw 12:47
Parana 3d My friend
Carl 12:49
3d. Yes. The one Jay mentioned earlier those shirts when people see there's a bunch of movies are just stupid fun like this. And it's it's a throwback news. It's well done. Yeah.
Jim Daw 13:05
All right, three and a half from call so far. Although three,
Speaker 3 13:11
I mean, it wasn't. It was exactly how I expected. The one thing that drove me crazy. over everything. It was the acting by those two kids. Their acting was horrible. And that was kind of throwing me off a little bit. But I enjoyed the gore and the over the top death scenes. They were hilarious. I mean, I was just chuckling and shaking my head a lot. But But yeah, three, I would definitely watch it again.
Carl 13:38
But yeah, three All right, Jim. All right.
Jim Daw 13:46
It's me. I will go with three. Three. Yeah, it was it was it was okay. It was. I didn't I did not enjoy watching it. But I also said yeah, it could be better. But
Carl 14:07
but it is what it is.
Jim Daw 14:09
It wasn't trying to be a masterpiece. So I just thought it could have been funnier. There are certain situations where they could have squeezed a little more comedy out of those.
Speaker 3 14:22
I agree with Richard though if they would have added a couple of like, random SATs one hit wonders it would have made the movie so much better.
Carl 14:29
Nice montages. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 3 14:32
they could have made an 80s Montage for this movie. And it could have been over the top and ridiculous
Jim Daw 14:37
because they could have had a montage of the bear like compiling it's cocaine. Yeah, it's like great. Different places and piling it up.
Carl 14:51
Yeah. Props to Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. Yeah. The bed. Yeah, well, definitely.
Speaker 3 14:58
She definitely took a shot in the dark there and I think she's succeeded.
Carl 15:03
Oh, yeah. For her and not even didn't even appear in the movie. Yeah, no, no bigger props, I
Richie 15:14
think right that, you know, just to be just to say she was in a movie with Ray Liotta would have been cool
Jim Daw 15:24
tried she directed Ray Liotta,
Carl 15:26
she did. Can we get the last time? Kudos.
Jim Daw 15:31
Kudos, Elizabeth. Thanks.
Carl 15:33
Yeah.
Richie 15:35
Ray, can I get a little more of a little more Goodfellas at this time? That's what this needs.
Speaker 3 15:46
I actually met really little when I was a kid. Oh, yeah.
Jim Daw 15:51
Was he with Esteban?
Speaker 3 15:53
No. So I was like, I was like seven or eight. And it was when Planet Hollywood was a big thing. Yeah. They had one in Phoenix and me. My dad went there for lunch. He pulled me out of school early, and really was there. And my dad was a huge fan. He's like, hey, there's really OTA and like, Who is that? He's like, you've seen like a handful of his movies in that operation, double drop movie just came out. And I hadn't seen it yet. But it was in theaters. And I was like, oh, that's the guy from no escape. I watched a lot of radar kid. And he's like, Yeah, that's him. So really, it was like walking away. My dad, like, picks me up out of my chair and just throws me right in front of them. And I'm like, Hi, how you doing? He's like, How you doing there, pal? And then my dad like, shook his hand was talking to him. But he Yeah, he used me as kind of like, wow. And then he's like, he's like, Hey, did you see my new? My new movie operation? Donald Trump was like, no, he's like, What movies have you seen in mind? Powers? Like I saw no escape. And he just like looks at my dad. Like, a little kid watching
Richie 17:04
like, he goes, he goes, he's like, listen, good. Go back to eat and your captain crunch chicken. I gotta talk to your daddy or
Jim Daw 17:15
Yeah, all right, time for an oldie but a goodie classic movie recast where we take a classic movie and we recast all the parts with actors that are still alive.
Carl 17:31
That are still alive.
Jim Daw 17:34
All right, well go.
Richie 17:36
So what movie is it? Rapti Okay, 96 Rocky.
Jim Daw 17:41
So were we say gaming of the shell.
Carl 17:44
Okay, we're recasting the four main players.
Speaker 3 17:48
I think we should do five and it was do rocky Apollo, Mickey. Apollo also.
Richie 17:54
So rocky Apollo Mickey pawn.
Carl 17:57
And Adrian. Okay. All right. Okay,
Richie 18:03
you don't want to recast spider Rico
Speaker 3 18:14
I love it. How are you? He pops up in like the fifth row the sixth Rocky movie when rocky gets back in the ring more time Yeah, I beat you 30 years ago right okay spider whatever you say is more disuse
Carl 18:32
All right. By the way
Jim Daw 18:34
Pedro love Pedro level plates by the Ricoh it's actually in the cast was looking at right all right. Well, we have
Carl 18:48
we're gonna recast as Joe Frazier.
Jim Daw 18:52
Remember he played himself
Richie 18:55
then he could play himself stuff? Yeah, no Mike Tyson. He's alive.
Jim Daw 18:59
Come on Joe. Joe.
Carl 19:04
Joe All right. Well,
Jim Daw 19:06
let's go from bottom up.
Carl 19:10
Paulie Okay. Who Paulie
Jim Daw 19:16
who we're going to cast this poly. Nathan, who was played by Burt Young in the
Speaker 3 19:22
Yeah, so are we going for like Academy Award quality because the first know who you
Jim Daw 19:29
think you would cast in that movie if you want to do this movie over again who?
Richie 19:34
I'd go the other way and go Nathan Lane.
Carl 19:38
Nathan Lane. Lane.
I think Pacino do a fine job. poorly. Yeah, but that's obvious. Yes.
Speaker 3 19:53
I mean, I'll get somebody a little younger. But you know would be good though. Pacino would be good as another
Carl 20:03
different character
Speaker 3 20:05
I would do for Polly I narrowed it down to three actors, but I think I would go with David harbor. Because I feel like a great pick for that and be a character that would really drive you crazy. I think you play a really good drunk from the new violent night Stranger Things the cop the red.
Jim Daw 20:28
Okay. Yeah. Violent night Santa Claus. So tell them oh, yeah. Definitely be good. Polly.
Carl 20:36
You could definitely play the Debye brother. Yeah, yep. All right.
Jim Daw 20:43
All right. Well, that's Paulie we all agree on David Harbour. Oh, yeah. That was like one or two Oh thing.
Speaker 3 20:53
I was thinking of Nick Frost, but I don't know if he could pull off an English accent or because he's from England or an American accent right. Ryan Hurst was neither one
Carl 21:04
was wrong. Hurst he was in like
Speaker 3 21:07
Remember The Titans and Sons of Anarchy. The in walking dead. He was a guy with a long beard. He's like he's been in a handful of
Carl 21:17
movies and shows David Hubbard is Yeah, Dave Yeah, like
Richie 21:22
cool. So no, I'm Nathan Lane then
I can imagine that. Just doing a totally different movie. Can you believe it? They fired me from the butcher shop.
Jim Daw 21:40
Okay, tell you telling your Schyler Shire as Adrienne.
Carl 21:46
Oh, wow. Now I Got someone in mind. Sarah Silverman.
Richie 21:52
Silva. Oh, wow. That would be good.
Unknown Speaker 21:55
That's different but it's a good choice.
Speaker 3 22:00
That's a That's a tough one man. I said Natalie Portman but to Sarah Silverman might be
Richie 22:07
Yeah, I like to I like this.
Carl 22:11
What, sir? So
Richie 22:17
play it, but she doesn't play it meek. She just plays it like Sarah.
Carl 22:22
Yeah, maybe maybe her sister.
Richie 22:25
Now now like Sarah like I liked Sarah Silverman. That's good. No, sir. Soul and sister. Yeah, I
Carl 22:31
know you're talking about?
Jim Daw 22:34
Or to tell you the truth. I don't know her name off the top of my head. But after watching the third season a card. There is an actress who plays the main villain in the first three quarters of the show. And it's the sister from So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Carl 22:58
Oh, yeah. She, she she would
Jim Daw 23:01
be good as because she plays those awkward. quirky characters. Yeah. Yeah, she'd be I like she was a good villain and Picard.
What about Winona Ryder
Carl 23:18
a little too old?
Unknown Speaker 23:20
Well, I mean, if we're just
Jim Daw 23:21
well, the the who I just brought up is fairly Yeah. Is an older woman.
Carl 23:26
Oh, they just have to be alive. Not age appropriate. Okay, all right. Winona Ryder be just fine. Yeah, but I like Sarah
Richie 23:37
Silverman. All right,
Jim Daw 23:38
we got so we have David harbor, and Sarah Silverman so flock,
Speaker 3 23:45
they would feed off each other pretty good if you think that's good.
Jim Daw 23:51
All right. Well, we're going Mickey next.
Carl 23:54
I got Mickey, but I was I had one to go ahead. No, no, no, no, you go give me your Mickey Alan Arkin. Alan Hawkins dead. Fuck sick. Wait, hold on. I want to make sure he's dead. Also in the cast of a small movie named Glengarry Glen Ross.
Speaker 3 24:22
I do like Alan Arkin alive. Yeah, right. Like 90. He
Jim Daw 24:30
is at nine.
Carl 24:35
He's great and Glengarry. They're all great. There is
Jim Daw 24:39
not a clicker on the bunch in Gary. Glen Ross. They're all top notch actors. That's my vote. Alan Arkin. Richie. What were you going to suggest? Larry David.
Carl 24:52
Oh my god.
I think Larry David How great would that be? There's a couple episodes where he's playing in a Scorsese movie. Yeah, yeah. And he's, he's like a tough guy, and he's pretty fucking good. I mean, you're pulling up.
Jim Daw 25:28
Carl Weathers is Apollo Creed. Who? Idris Elba.
Richie 25:31
Oh, we're getting him in a movie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 25:38
I just had one knee. I wrote multiple names down except for Yeah, but, uh, for Apollo Creed. I just had to just show but like,
Carl 25:46
it's kind of it's kind of already been done. It's Michael Jordan. Oh,
Richie 25:52
please. He's a he's not even an actor. He. He is. He's now dude. Come on, he plays Michael B. Jordan, everything. That's it. Okay.
Speaker 3 26:09
I think he just Aegis would be an amazing choice for Apollo Creed. Yeah, it
Carl 26:15
was like 15 years ago. I put them in now.
Speaker 3 26:21
You're talking about him being the next Bond dude. And he's Yeah, he's mid 40s. He could
Jim Daw 26:25
pull it off. Talk. Yeah, because it's not like, like Apollo Creed wasn't supposed to be. Super young guy. No, he was been a champion a long time.
Carl 26:37
Right? He wasn't his toilet. Okay. All right. All right. Idris Elba. Sweet.
Jim Daw 26:46
All right. And then finally, rocky himself. First was the lone. That's, that's the I think that's the toughest call.
Speaker 3 26:55
I can. I wrote down a ton of names. I don't know if any of them are good.
Carl 27:03
Such as. So I'll
Speaker 3 27:05
try to think of somebody who I think would be good like as a guy a box upcoming boxer from Philly. Two people that came to mind whereas Bradley Cooper, and John Krasinski I think though one of those to be good, but since he's kind of a wild card, I was actually not like Hugh Jackman, too, but I was like, no scratch that shit. He's Wolverine
Carl 27:28
about Bill Hader. On 50
Speaker 3 27:38
Rock he's hard because Stallone like he's that's like what he's known for me
Carl 27:44
right right. That's hard All right. What do you got? I have a I can't remember his name or no. Chris Hemsworth no
Jim Daw 27:59
a gorgeous rocky
Carl 28:06
Kylo Ren Oh,
Richie 28:09
oh driver I
Jim Daw 28:09
don't drive that's actually that's actually
Richie 28:12
pretty good.
Unknown Speaker 28:13
That's a good one man. That's really good.
Jim Daw 28:15
Oh man that that I can see that. I can see cuz he pulled he could pull that off.
Speaker 3 28:20
Well, the great part about Adam Driver because rocky I mean, he's not like the best looking guy and you just Yeah, Adam drivers like a bigger guy. But he's he's just average looking. I think you'd be a great Rocky.
Carl 28:33
I want to see this movie now. I had him or Karl Urban. I had Jason Bateman. Earl urban and be good
choice. Oh, Obinze. Good to Jason I
Jim Daw 28:46
like I like, like,
Speaker 3 28:48
I feel like Adam Driver. Like that rocky feel. He's just like, Yeah, I think he does. Yeah, kid from the streets of Philly who's trying? Yeah, and I
Jim Daw 28:59
think he can pull it off. You know, he's that he's that kind of actor that he can
Carl 29:04
make that his own part.
Unknown Speaker 29:07
Yeah, definitely.
Richie 29:09
I had Jason Bateman and Leonardo DiCaprio
totally different movie going on in my head. Once I once I cast Mickey, I was just like, I know where this movies going.
Speaker 3 29:24
I think it's great. But the Mickey one man. I don't know. I had I had JK Simmons just because it was performance and whiplash. I was like, I was like, Oh, I got better.
Richie 29:39
Yeah, but like that's that's why I picked Larry David because
Jim Daw 29:44
how come you never you never trained me mate. To me busy
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Jim 00:01
There's 123456 Yes, seven guys. That's it. There's seven characters in it. Okay.
Crazy Carl 00:10
Do we have to be living actor?
Richie 00:12
Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl. Yes. Everybody has to fucking be alive.
Jim 00:17
How you gonna recast a movie with dead people? Hey,
Richie 00:39
welcome to zero movies. What's up people? I'm Richie. Jim.
Crazy Carl 00:42
Oh, Jason. No Raiders never seen Glengarry Glen Ross.
Jazzy Jay 00:48
I was born. I was born in the like mid 80s man like, Yeah, dude, I was seven years old man when that movie came out like what am I don't have any desire to watch a movie like I was
Jim 00:57
born when a lot of movies I've watched.
Richie 01:00
You gotta give him a break. It wasn't a you know? Wasn't his error movie.
Jim 01:05
It will be. Oh, it'll definitely I'm gonna watch it.
Crazy Carl 01:09
I just the Godfather wasn't my era.
Richie 01:14
So when it came out, oh,
Jim 01:17
you know Al Pacino. Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin. Ed Harris. Who am I missing?
Crazy Carl 01:29
The old dude
Richie 01:30
for Jack Lemmon Jetline. Surely the machine Levine best
Jim 01:37
written by David Mamet and David Mamet and directed I think David Mamet directed that one did he No, no, he didn't know
Crazy Carl 01:46
about this one. But it was great. Anyone's not seen it. Watch.
Jim 01:51
Don't watch it around kids. Yeah. Nothing. It is nothing but rapid fire. Curse dialogue is
Jazzy Jay 02:01
amazing. Awesome.
Crazy Carl 02:03
There's no nudity or anything. Oh, no, no,
Jim 02:05
it's all females. Yeah, it's all dialog, which makes it a great
Richie 02:09
move away. What
Jim 02:10
about grace?
Richie 02:13
Grace. Well, that's made up Yeah.
Jim 02:20
Oh, how's everyone doing?
Crazy Carl 02:22
Yeah. Good, I
Jim 02:23
guess. Yeah. Pretty good. What are we doing on the show today? Well, I'll tell you, we're going to finally do cocaine bear.
Richie 02:31
That's why so Descartes corny. Yeah, that's why I'm playing my wife guitar today.
Jim 02:36
Because cocaine bear came there. And we're also going to pull out an oldie but a goodie classic movie recast we will be recasting ROCKY FROM 1976 All right, everyone don't get too excited. And we'll have a what we're watching. But before that it's time what? What's man?
Richie 03:05
I just fuckin cast Mickey. Oh
Crazy Carl 03:09
that's a tough one. No, before
Jim 03:11
before we get into all of that. It's time to open something up.
Unknown Speaker 03:16
Why the mailbag mailbag Jimmy? bag you forgive me is so close.
Jim 03:27
Yes, dear Jim and Richie. This is a friend from long ago
Unknown Speaker 03:32
holy shit
Jim 03:34
it's been a while since I last listened to the show but have recently begun listening again and wanted to let you know what I thought it needs work. You too are okay even though Ricci still rattles is annoying fucking ice cubes hurt but his comment about the writer striking for better pens during the ad for Brady episode was pretty funny. So what the hell is wrong with crazy Carl's phone and and who are those two stiffs Jason and Ray Wow Jesus talk about human sleeping pills remain remember to wake those two guys up the next time the show starts. Also since my last correspondence, I have moved out of Colorado and relocated elsewhere so I have no longer Jeff in the Rockies. Wow. But um Now Jeff in the Ozarks.
Richie 04:39
Oh,
Crazy Carl 04:40
all right. He's not allowed to give himself
Jim 04:42
Yeah. Shouldn't he be like who was in like Jason Bateman Jeff, or wasn't Jason Bateman in that show? Ozark Yeah,
Richie 04:54
yeah, yes. Wow.
Jim 04:57
Please take note of this is soon Still a party show. Please give my regards Monday. So God Please give my regards to nd and looking forward to the next episode respectfully Jeff in the Ozarks.
Crazy Carl 05:11
Wow. Shows arcs.
Jim 05:15
The Chozo
Richie 05:17
Well, Jeff, great to hear from you, buddy. Jay and Ray take that as a compliment because if you don't get fucking right or attacked by our audience, you're not doing it right.
Jazzy Jay 05:34
That's awesome man. And fucking
Richie 05:38
Wisconsin Jeff, wherever the fuck he is now.
Crazy Carl 05:43
Joe from Ozark?
Jim 05:45
Yeah. Jim I like that.
Richie 05:49
Because Wisconsin Jeff
Jazzy Jay 05:55
if I was on sleeping pills, I guarantee I was more entertaining that fucking ad for Brady movie.
Richie 06:00
Wow. Listen, you can argue with the listeners. Yeah,
Jim 06:04
that's right. That's true. The customer's always right.
Richie 06:10
Jeff. Yeah, back in. Wisconsin, just constant Jeff.
Jim 06:16
Every writer I was watching. I was watching the community and one of the caret characters. Someone gets criticized. One of the character says play them Be like, criticize it but that would be like calling me and now for sucking at analogies. Whoo. See, that's the joke. It's yeah, that was a bad analogy. It was funny shit. Another thing about community with the subtitles on there was a scene where they're talking to a character and they say if you don't do this, I'm going where? I'm going to tell everybody and he goes who? And she yells every body and in the fucking subtitles it says
Crazy Carl 07:08
very old man is Gary Oldman
Richie 07:15
so just just to let you know Milwaukee Jeff wherever you book a new name every time. Wisconsin Jeff Karl is he spends most of his money on tacos. So yeah. I don't know for the love of God. That was fucking Jim's Ice Cube
Jim 07:39
my ice cubes to mute my SQ Here
Richie 07:43
you go. Here you go. Jeff. That's for you. Just so you know.
Jim 07:47
I forgot to mute my mic. Mute and I fucking
Richie 07:50
whatever. Let them let them bitch about your ice cubes. That's fine.
Crazy Carl 07:56
Inflation the way it is. Tacos are a lot. Your luxury
Jim 08:02
especially, you know call doesn't just the two now. No, not when he said Oh, tacos. So now unless they're like super large tacos. Yeah, like chalupas
Crazy Carl 08:17
Yeah. I got a local place to tacos is pol NT. Yeah.
Jim 08:26
I know. I know. Attack. Okay, I got a taco.
Richie 08:30
So it's other they use refried beans. Or as I just call it forget the place like ours. I just call them beans. Refried beans. No, they're not they were never fried. Once we've we've had this conversation years ago. There's no How could it be refried beans if they're not even fried once?
Crazy Carl 08:50
They're not fried. They're not frightened. Vegetable oil. They're fried and
Richie 08:55
lard. No, they're cooked in lard. They're not fried.
Jim 08:58
Okay. Yeah, technically, they're not fried. And they're only things in a fry and
Richie 09:03
you only you only cook them once so they don't even refried
Jazzy Jay 09:08
Okay. cooked beans. Got it, right.
Richie 09:13
You're gonna get emails from Jeff now, buddy. What he loves.
Jim 09:18
They're not even really cooked. They're leftovers.
Richie 09:22
They're called beans. Anyway,
Jim 09:28
all right. Well, thank you, Jeff for your email. Yes. And we've looked for many more.
Richie 09:33
Joe. Now. Jeff.
Jim 09:39
Where did Joe come from?
Richie 09:42
Well, Carl can't hear from his shitty headphones
Jim 09:49
Oh all right. Let's get on to a quick what we're watching. All right. The only thing I've been watching, I finished the Picard season three. And if Raman was here, I would say to him, You are quite right. It was. It was excellent. And the ending put a smile on my face. I said that was perfect. I said that was absolutely perfect. Absolutely perfect. Wow, that how that ended? It was I hope I just stopped. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's it. But absolutely terrific. It, it blew me away how much I enjoyed it. So much so that we started watching the next generation over again. And I realized how bad season one of the next year I didn't remember that terrible. And it is more than terrible. Not just in the writing. But in the directing. It's full of tons of ultra close ups in the first four or five episodes. And I'm gonna What the Let's put the camera right directly into people's mush. You feel pulled back a little.
Richie 11:09
What was number two's name again?
Jim 11:11
Who's number one. You mean?
Crazy Carl 11:14
No Riker?
Richie 11:16
You're not, but I'm sitting. Yeah, I was gonna say that the short video they made of him getting into chairs all the time.
Jim 11:23
I played that for my wife. Video of Riker sitting down.
Crazy Carl 11:28
Yeah, it's fucking
Richie 11:30
hilarious.
Crazy Carl 11:31
That says movie just sits down. The way he sits
Richie 11:35
the way he when he walks into a room and sits down. It's different every day. Like he'll like straddle shit. No,
Jim 11:40
it's the same every time. It's just as different chairs, but he sits down the same way every time. He doesn't sit like a normal person. Right? So go on YouTube, and just let us do a search for Riker sitting, and that video will come up. And you'll see and I can't not notice it now. It's he comes in and sits down at the conference table and go man, he did it. Right. So
Crazy Carl 12:09
he seems like a big guy. Maybe he just straddles chairs.
Jim 12:13
Right, but he doesn't straddle them. Like with the back of the chair against his chest. Like, like, like some people sit down. He he always sits down by throwing his leg over the back of the chair. Like he's mounting a horse. Yeah. That's what he does all the time. Every single time.
Crazy Carl 12:36
That's awesome. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna go with the quasi movie. Oh,
Jazzy Jay 12:43
I started watching that. It's
Crazy Carl 12:44
a new broken lizard. Oh, yeah, it's quite a moto. Yeah. That's all it's called. Quasi. It's fucking funny.
Jazzy Jay 12:55
It is funny. I started watching it. My wife was like, What is Oh, watch it another time.
Crazy Carl 13:05
It's ridiculously good. Yeah, I didn't finish. If you enjoy the broken lizard, the Yes. If you enjoy them, then you'll enjoy this movie.
Jim 13:19
Yeah, I saw an interview with one of them on one of the talk shows. I can't remember which one
Crazy Carl 13:24
afternoon Kevin Heffernan
Jim 13:27
now. I mean, you can throw out names I'm not gonna
Crazy Carl 13:32
fan drew Gawker. Yeah. It's something like that.
Jim 13:38
Yeah, that one
Crazy Carl 13:42
was authority or is it all right, well, if you need more I've been watching Friday night lab.
Jim 13:51
We don't we don't need more.
Jazzy Jay 13:54
I've been finally starting to watch mayor of Kingstone Season Two Yeah. Jeremy Renner. And that's the only thing I've really been watching. Show wise. So. Yeah, I started watching season two finally. Yeah. If you haven't seen season one, I recommend it. It's pretty gritty. Mayor of Kingston Mayor Kingstown Yeah, it sounds town
Jim 14:17
like King Yeah, no, not like Mayor of East East
Jazzy Jay 14:22
it's Yeah, Jeremy Renner is the mayor of like this town that's I guess corrupt with the prison system that's nearby. It's pretty good show. Oh,
Richie 14:32
no. Like it's not like Jeff Jeff from Kingston
Crazy Carl 14:45
Where can we see me?
Jazzy Jay 14:47
It's on paramount. Paramount. Paramount plus, yeah,
Crazy Carl 14:51
I'm gonna check that out. If you like
Jazzy Jay 14:52
King of Tulsa, it's kind of it kind of has somewhat the same vibe I guess. but it's it's a real gritty show. I like it. Nice.
Jim 15:03
And it's a good thing there's another season because it was close to not being
Crazy Carl 15:09
what Tulsa came now. Oh,
Jim 15:13
because he ran Jeffery Kingston over himself with his own wow.
Crazy Carl 15:19
Oh, right. Yeah. Yikes.
Richie 15:23
So what are you watching Jim? Anything?
Jim 15:25
I said I wasn't paying attention. I said Picard season three. Keep paying attention
Richie 15:37
there me in us just smoke it yo.
Crazy Carl 15:46
Anyways, Rich was the founder again.
Jim 15:49
No, I I watched. I've watched three scenes from my three favorite scenes of the founder before I went to bed last night. No, I
Richie 16:00
I remember watching I watched a finally two more episodes of Ted. So I only have two more left. Excellent. Then we can say? Well, there's a pretty cool fan theory. I read that. That
Jim 16:12
bet it all takes place and tape lassos head what? Because those are usually the theories that now know
Richie 16:17
that they're the absolute there. It's the Ted's version of Wizard of Oz. Like it's the Wizard of Oz. So you have the kindhearted Kansas person and his loyal companion beard is todo.
Crazy Carl 16:37
Then you have
Richie 16:38
the, you know, the three, you know, cowardly lion boba. So you have
Jim 16:44
Nate Roy late
Richie 16:46
right and Randy and Jamie. So Nate is cowardly lion. Jamie's the Scarecrow.
Jim 16:55
And Keeley is the Goodwin. No, no.
Richie 17:00
No. They said that and Roy, obviously Tin Man because, yeah, he finds his heart. Broke. Rebecca is the Good Witch. Ah, her ex husband is obviously the Wicked Witch. And they were like, and you know, everybody was speculating like who would? Who's the wizard May? Always behind the bar.
Jazzy Jay 17:25
I love me. She's like, such a great guy.
Richie 17:29
Yeah, I thought that was like when I've done I was like, Hey, guy by that. That's that's pretty cool. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 17:35
And the dudes hang around the bar or the monkeys? I don't know. They're just flying monkeys.
Richie 17:44
Yeah, I don't know. They could be like the Munchkins
Jim 17:46
as much as Jeremy and Paul.
Richie 17:50
Right. But I thought that was pretty interesting. And like, I could see all that.
Crazy Carl 17:55
That's fun. Yeah, it's bullshit, but it's fun. Well,
Richie 17:59
of course. That's cool.
Jazzy Jay 18:02
We need to do a segment with TV and movie theories. Because there's Yeah, that would be out there.
Jim 18:08
All right. Well,
Richie 18:09
I have a theory about Marvel sucks lately. That's my theory. Fucking bullshit.
Jim 18:14
Well, well, good news, Richie. You don't have to watch a Marvel movie. Because avatar wave order just dropped today.
Richie 18:25
I'm not watching that shit. Do we have to watch
Jim 18:27
maybe? Well, we don't maybe we do like a two parter where we watch it in in an hour and a half and then an hour and a half.
Crazy Carl 18:37
Ah. Oh, it's three hours.
Jim 18:41
Oh, I think it's more than three hours. Yeah.
Richie 18:45
I get it. They're blue. They go underwater this time? And they're very nice with the underwater face.
Jazzy Jay 18:51
A there's only four more coming out after the
Richie 18:54
fuck outta here. Shit
Crazy Carl 19:06
Cocona okay, you
Jazzy Jay 19:09
also heard by true events
Jim 19:11
inspired by true events. Yes. There was a there was a bear. There was cocaine and died and died shortly after, just to get and the guy that threw it out of the plane died too. But he didn't die the way they showed it in the movie. Oh, yeah. What happened was he was so weighted down with the bags that his parachute could not slow him down enough and he died. He died on impact.
Richie 19:41
Oh, wow. That's funny.
Jim 19:45
Cocaine bear 2023 hour comedy movie directed by Elizabeth. Thanks. Everyone knows a little bit. Elizabeth Banks. Share your course. Yep. And written by Jimmy warden. in Wikipedia it says loosely inspired by a true story loosely
Unknown Speaker 20:10
Oh, man
Jim 20:11
that is incredibly loose. loosey goosey.
Jazzy Jay 20:15
Do you think that there's more credibility in cocaine bear at for Brady? Just go cocaine
Richie 20:20
bear. Came back because I'd watch cocaine bear again. Yeah.
Jim 20:30
Star Keri Russell, Christian, convery O'Shea Jackson Jr. All there, Iran Reich, who I will now refer to only as Han Solo, Brooklyn, Prince, Isiah, Whitlock, Jr, Margo Martindale and Ray Liotta in his last This was his last.
Crazy Carl 20:54
I was wondering about that.
Jim 20:57
Yeah, that's a shame. Yeah. allowed on cocaine there.
Jazzy Jay 21:02
Well, I mean, I mean, Connery went out and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. So,
Jim 21:07
but he retired. He didn't die, though. It's not even a movie though. No show kind of Yeah. Yeah. The point.
Crazy Carl 21:17
He did. Yeah. Yeah. He did
Jazzy Jay 21:19
like two or three years ago.
Jim 21:20
Yeah. Yeah. But he retired after that movie, because he saw it.
Jazzy Jay 21:27
Kidding, and said
Jim 21:28
this, this is a piece of trash. Yeah. He wrote the comic League of the hell's his name. He wrote. He wrote watchmen he wrote V for Vendetta, he wrote, man, I forget it. But he hated that movie with a passion. No, no, no, no, Frank Miller. English dude.
Crazy Carl 21:59
Whenever you're talking about why do
Richie 22:02
you have a computer right there look it up. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 22:06
Watchmen. Well, watchman is brilliant, by the way.
Jim 22:09
Oh, the the graph shuffles brand. Brilliant. Not what, not what what Zack Snyder did do it.
Crazy Carl 22:17
the HBO series brilliant.
Richie 22:21
Brilliant, but
Crazy Carl 22:23
it really is. Alan Moore, Alan,
Jim 22:29
Alan Moore, he wrote watchmen and he did not much like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Viva Vendetta. He did not think they should be should have been made into movies. Because he made it for the comment form. And he said it would not translate properly to
Richie 22:49
and it did not and 100% 100% Right
Jim 22:53
on all fronts with with the with that. You're still cashed that check though. No, no, he didn't want any part. He gave up. He gave up his rights to that. Watchmen was all Dave Gibbons, the artist and DC Comics. Oh, no, no, he has like super integrity. That dude, he would not take a friggin dime from that. That stupid.
Unknown Speaker 23:19
fucking dumb shit.
Jim 23:23
It's dumb. But he made me he made a lot of money writing comics because he Okay, as a writer he
Richie 23:30
Great. Great. He's an idiot. I'm not I'm not gonna take millions of dollars because it's crap. He's genius.
Jim 23:38
He's a genius.
Richie 23:40
You know what I would say? When I when I'm on that podcast. They were like, oh, did you? Did you ever party? Well, yeah, I got I got like, you know $22 million. It's a piece of shit. But I still got 22 As I'm sitting in my fucking mansion Yeah, like Yeah, I have integrity. Yeah
Jim 24:03
quote about Charles three Michael Caine when he got Yeah, exactly. I have never seen it people tell people tell me it's bad but the house it was the house it bought me is wonderful. Exactly.
Richie 24:20
That's what I'm saying. Like integrity my ass. So I won't be a part of that how much you're giving me? Yeah, my my bank. My bank account has no integrity. Fill it up.
Jim 24:35
Alright, so it's a drug smuggler is in a plane and he is dumping cocaine out of the plane. And then he
Richie 24:46
and this part was a true story.
Jim 24:48
Most of it Yeah, he did. He did. He did dumb cocaine of plain. Yep. He did it and was involved. He did to parachute out of the plane.
Crazy Carl 24:58
Right plane to the bear. Okay,
Jim 25:01
and he did die in the attempt.
Richie 25:04
Say all three. Were so bad.
Jim 25:09
We're good to go. We're perfectly in sync with the true story. Except he is an idiot and hits his head nods himself out and that's how he dies and this one like I said, in the real life he didn't do that.
Unknown Speaker 25:25
Who wrote it
Jim 25:27
was written by Jimmy Warren. I'm never the guy. I like yeah so comes down bear eats the cocaine burgles wild starts eating people up oh wow looking for more looking for more cocaine eat. And
Jazzy Jay 25:52
like cocaine, like levels him up and it like just oh, I'm running low on killing adrenaline. Let me oh my god, another bag. Oh, I'm gonna kill the whole it would have been.
Richie 26:02
It would have been even funnier if they did some sort of video game noise when? Great when it coked up. Yeah.
Jazzy Jay 26:12
They could have had a lot of fun with this movie. So they have
Jim 26:15
a lot of fun. More fun, they could have more fun. It could have been much, much more fun. There's two precocious kids of course got cautious kids. They're frantic mothers trying to find the precocious kids and protect them. And then the drug smuggler in his crew of narrow dwells looking for the cocaine. He only had one tools only wasn't a crew it was was Han Solo and the and the other dude. Right? Looking for the cocaine. So it was more than two. It was more than one. Right? to the to the
Richie 26:54
crew. Okay, yeah. Freezer freezer crew to the duo.
Crazy Carl 27:00
Okay, yeah.
Jim 27:03
Yeah, they're like the two guys from Midnight Run.
Richie 27:06
Exactly. Which I just watched the other day.
Jim 27:10
So high jinks ensue everyone I have my problem with my problem with a lot of this movie is I say okay, like we were saying it goes along alright, I'll buy that the berry it's the cocaine good. I buy that. Beer goes nuts and kills some people. Great. I'll buy that. But the whole thing with the cop on the roof, and then the bear eats the cocaine and then passes out in your bear eats the cocaine and stuff and they go what do we do? Shoot it you shoot the fucking bear.
Unknown Speaker 27:45
You shoot the bell?
Jim 27:48
Wait, let's see what it does to him. I said all right, EULA. You lost me there.
Unknown Speaker 27:55
Right. you unload the clip. Is what you do.
Jim 28:00
Yeah, it's the bears. totally incapacitated. Yeah.
Jazzy Jay 28:05
Are we not going to talk about the bear catching up to a driving away ambulance that was on coke. I know bears are fast but I mean
Jim 28:18
you don't understand that there was on cocaine. Yeah, he's still he's
Unknown Speaker 28:26
cocaine fast, man.
Jim 28:29
He's got that bear cocaine speed. Yeah.
Crazy Carl 28:33
It was a dirt road to I think.
Jim 28:35
Yeah. And one of the ambulance drivers is a dude who made a whole shitload of like YouTube and Tiktok videos. The IKEA the IKEA dude.
Jazzy Jay 28:49
justifying the bear can
Crazy Carl 28:53
I get in a dirt road? That's a bandage nature.
Jim 28:58
All right. Yeah, it's a dirt road. It's got good grip. Claws will sink right into that dirt.
Richie 29:06
It was it was out in his element. You don't know her element turns
Jim 29:11
female bear a female bear. As Hank was said
Richie 29:16
towards the end of the you know, they found out that we've had bear kits, the bear kits and they were all coked up which you know, right there. You know it's a gateway drug cocaine don't give it to your kids, man.
Jim 29:34
But the kid has loved it so much. The kids love that cocaine so much.
Richie 29:38
Yeah, they did. Typical drug mother just give it to the kids.
Jim 29:46
So eventually ralien liotta says, you know where if you want a job done right? You gotta do it yourself. And he's gonna go after the cocaine now. Yeah, okay. People are getting injured and dying and stuff. They should have died long. Like they should have done much quicker than they died in this movie. Like people are losing body parts and still walking around. massive blood loss doesn't make you pass out. And
Jim Daw 1:01
massive blood loss doesn't make you pass out. And
Richie 0:00
is the you know, they found out that we've had bear kits they had bear kids and they were all coked up which you know right there you know it's a gateway drug cocaine you don't give it to your kids man.
Jim Daw 0:18
But the kid has loved it so much the kids love that cocaine so much. Yeah,
Richie 0:22
they did a typical drug mother just give it to the kids
Carl 0:30
so eventually
Jim Daw 0:34
Ray Liotta says, you know with if you want a job done right, you can do it yourself. And he's gonna go after the cocaine now. People are getting injured and dying and stuff. They should have died long. Like they should have done much quicker than they died in this movie. Like people are losing body parts and still walking around.
Carl 1:06
also, it's in the script. The bears name is Karen. Oh, seriously? No, so Leo does like why did you snip that cocaine Karen okay, we did you do? Not connect
Richie 1:38
you want me to do?
Carl 1:45
Oh, man,
Richie 1:46
I'm gonna have to go watch Goodfellas.
Carl 1:49
That's okay. Remember? All right. Why would you do that? Karen?
Richie 1:56
Well done. Well done, Carl. You know what, dude, open the door. Good
Jazzy Jay 2:08
you earned it.
Carl 2:09
You earned it Carl.
Jim Daw 2:12
Yeah, so the bear you know, the bear winds.
Unknown Speaker 2:17
Oh, sure. Yeah,
Jim Daw 2:18
the bear comes out ahead. All three of them
Richie 2:32
it needed that music man. It had no 80s music. You know, your writing was missing. It was mission ridiculous. Like, like when the bear was chasing the ambulance? Like there should have been like, some sort of 80s Tune plan. Yeah. Should have tapped you. Yeah, man. I should have done the music for this movie. You gotta make some great stuff. Let me let me let me email Elizabeth Banks. Listen, we gotta we got to recut it we're gonna recut the movie.
Carl 3:09
Bring bear to
Jim Daw 3:10
turn the machines back.
Richie 3:14
So the thing that I loved about this movie is the camp of it was definitely an old school. You know, horror movie, because you never saw the bear doing anything other than you know, running into the door. Or, you know,
Jim Daw 3:31
Yeah, cuz it had kind of a less funny Army of Darkness vibe.
Richie 3:36
Right, right. But, you know, we see you'd see a leg land like that's it's fun. I mean, the cam cam can't be hard. So I'm saying like, it wasn't like gore where the bear was like, you just you knew the bear. You knew what it was doing but you didn't see it. And then you saw leg fly.
Jim Daw 3:54
Man happens when the guy's arm falls half off. And it just flops over.
Carl 4:03
Exactly. It's clearly a throwback, right?
Jim Daw 4:07
Yeah. Plenty of cartoon violence basically.
Richie 4:10
Yeah. Like when the when the bear was attacking the the dudes in the the rest up there. Whatever it was the the ranger station ranger station. Yeah, dude. When when? Whatever. When they broke in. Dude, if they played the fucking the banana splits from fucking
Carl 4:35
like they did.
Richie 4:37
How fucking great was that?
Jim Daw 4:38
They didn't like they
Richie 4:40
didn't kick ass. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome. That's what I mean. It was missing shit like that. You know? What made fucking kick ass great.
Jim Daw 4:49
For some reason earlier today. Someone said something that made me sing. Start singing that's a two minute three minute Yeah, la la la, la La, la la la la la still
Richie 5:05
still one of my favorite scenes ever in a movie
Jim Daw 5:08
is that I know you love that you love take girl.
Richie 5:12
Oh man, she's i That was so good.
Unknown Speaker 5:14
Movies are great especially yeah first one. Yeah, so
Richie 5:19
she was she was hands down. fucking genius. They should have gave her an Oscar for it she's that good.
Speaker 3 5:25
Nicolas Cage was awesome in that fun yeah. Oh yeah he's so underrated in that movie.
Richie 5:30
Yeah s kick
Carl 5:37
run for the
All right I don't think this movie had the budget to put it that popular songs.
Richie 5:51
Still you don't have to put up you can find like you know, there's a lot trust me. There's plenty of one hit wonders out there that you know, couldn't use the fit, you know? 50 grand right you're at right now. So
Carl 6:01
like you Yeah,
Richie 6:05
I want to get one I would definitely give him a song. But
Jim Daw 6:09
I don't know. Sort of pitch
know the one sound from outside the door shot you call it wasn't you?
Richie 6:25
Sorry, girl. Like I said you are in
Carl 6:28
a plane right now.
Jim Daw 6:32
So I did like a Han Solo in this. I thought I thought he was mildly amusing.
Carl 6:39
That's where you're from? Yeah,
Jim Daw 6:41
he's Han Solo.
Carl 6:43
And I could. Yeah, I
Jim Daw 6:45
liked him in Hail Caesar. Yeah, he was really good and Hail Caesar. And I liked him in Han Solo as Leila was an actor. I liked him and on solo the solo. The movie wasn't that fantastic, but it wasn't because of him.
Carl 7:03
Oh, he's great. All right. All right. So
Jim Daw 7:12
so this guy 67% on Rotten Tomatoes, out of 308 reviews. It its budget was 30 to 35 million. So I dispute the fact that they could not afford 80s music
Carl 7:31
could have picked up for sure.
Unknown Speaker 7:33
Yeah, they totally could have
Jim Daw 7:34
Yeah, and it made Evie $9.3 million. Wow. So
Richie 7:40
So there'll be a cocaine bear too.
Jim Daw 7:42
So cocaine do bear they're still alive dude. Yeah.
Carl 7:46
That is true kids. And the coked up kids all three bears. cooked up cubs
Unknown Speaker 7:55
came there to overdose
Richie 7:57
Yeah, all they got to do is a little CGI of Ray Liotta and he could be in another one
Jim Daw 8:05
cocaine bear to back to the bear six
Richie 8:08
oh my god oh, that was awful.
Carl 8:14
Was Oh no.
Jim Daw 8:17
That was meant to be awful girl cocaine bear to breaking training
Richie 8:25
now just like cocaine just called cocaine bear too but in this one it just smokes weed. It's like eats weed just kills just chills out like everybody's all freaked out he's just sitting there like go to bed a bag of Cheetos
Jim Daw 8:45
Wait a minute. Yeah this bear the whole movie he's trying to find the cocaine and people's picnic basket
Richie 8:58
so this one is we'd be awesome
Carl 9:15
grimy Capri Suns man
Richie 9:17
walks into a 711 and slaps the Slurpee machine and puts his mouth under it.
Carl 9:24
Man you gotta pay for that. Yeah
you have a bear.
Jim Daw 9:31
Oh, okay. It's free if your bear. Okay, who's gonna
Richie 9:36
pay for that? So
Jim Daw 9:43
Carl, they back close.
Carl 9:44
Yeah, yeah, right. We've said
Jim Daw 9:49
you're going to pay today who? You're going to pay for that stuff you took
Carl 9:54
for word of the warrior. Alright guys Yeah James never seen that.
Unknown Speaker 10:05
I have seen
Richie 10:07
the Warriors. Warriors. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 10:12
There's a handful of movies that I haven't seen that are probably brought in here join us. Yes. But come on man. There's like there's like a 15 plus year age gap between between
Richie 10:29
like yeah, give me a break or open your door. Go have a smoke relax. Go have a cream soda. Yeah.
Speaker 3 10:36
I promise you, Carl. I will watch this movie. You know, we could talk about Yeah,
Jim Daw 10:41
go open your door and be old if anything gets me excited
Speaker 3 10:45
because now I'm watching it for the first time. So you guys we could all talk about it. Yeah. Carl
Richie 10:55
will be over in a minute go over cream soda. There were
Jim Daw 10:58
I forget what it was about a soda. Cream Soda.
Richie 11:03
Come on. That's a movie line.
Jim Daw 11:05
That's a movie. Midnight Run Carl Naira
Richie 11:09
relax Sidney Glover cream soda
Carl 11:15
fantastic
Richie 11:18
cream soda. This all be over in a minute
Carl 11:25
all right, well. Why don't we give this movie? Wow. You know what? I'm going first. Okay,
Richie 11:37
we're going three and a half and a half. Oh, I fucking watch it again. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't fucking epic. But it was 10 times better than I thought it was gonna be. I laughed a lot. At the stupidity but I still left all
Carl 11:54
like it was fucking dumb. Very good. Dumb.
Richie 12:00
Like ever. Like, like if it came on? Really dumb. That's my point. Yes. Good. Dumb. This. Yeah. Yeah. A funder. Yeah. So yeah, this thing you know this. This is a one of those movies that you can put on in the background and not have to pay attention to when you're doing shit. And you're like a Seinfeld episode. It's on. You know what's going to be funny. And you're good.
Jim Daw 12:27
There you go. So they're all three and a half from Richie.
Carl 12:32
I'm right on target with you rich, green half. It's exactly what it set out to be. Exactly. It's a throwback to like Parana, three one
Jim Daw 12:47
Parana 3d My friend
Carl 12:49
3d. Yes. The one Jay mentioned earlier those shirts when people see there's a bunch of movies are just stupid fun like this. And it's it's a throwback news. It's well done. Yeah.
Jim Daw 13:05
All right, three and a half from call so far. Although three,
Speaker 3 13:11
I mean, it wasn't. It was exactly how I expected. The one thing that drove me crazy. over everything. It was the acting by those two kids. Their acting was horrible. And that was kind of throwing me off a little bit. But I enjoyed the gore and the over the top death scenes. They were hilarious. I mean, I was just chuckling and shaking my head a lot. But But yeah, three, I would definitely watch it again.
Carl 13:38
But yeah, three All right, Jim. All right.
Jim Daw 13:46
It's me. I will go with three. Three. Yeah, it was it was it was okay. It was. I didn't I did not enjoy watching it. But I also said yeah, it could be better. But
Carl 14:07
but it is what it is.
Jim Daw 14:09
It wasn't trying to be a masterpiece. So I just thought it could have been funnier. There are certain situations where they could have squeezed a little more comedy out of those.
Speaker 3 14:22
I agree with Richard though if they would have added a couple of like, random SATs one hit wonders it would have made the movie so much better.
Carl 14:29
Nice montages. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 3 14:32
they could have made an 80s Montage for this movie. And it could have been over the top and ridiculous
Jim Daw 14:37
because they could have had a montage of the bear like compiling it's cocaine. Yeah, it's like great. Different places and piling it up.
Carl 14:51
Yeah. Props to Elizabeth Banks. Yeah. Yeah. The bed. Yeah, well, definitely.
Speaker 3 14:58
She definitely took a shot in the dark there and I think she's succeeded.
Carl 15:03
Oh, yeah. For her and not even didn't even appear in the movie. Yeah, no, no bigger props, I
Richie 15:14
think right that, you know, just to be just to say she was in a movie with Ray Liotta would have been cool
Jim Daw 15:24
tried she directed Ray Liotta,
Carl 15:26
she did. Can we get the last time? Kudos.
Jim Daw 15:31
Kudos, Elizabeth. Thanks.
Carl 15:33
Yeah.
Richie 15:35
Ray, can I get a little more of a little more Goodfellas at this time? That's what this needs.
Speaker 3 15:46
I actually met really little when I was a kid. Oh, yeah.
Jim Daw 15:51
Was he with Esteban?
Speaker 3 15:53
No. So I was like, I was like seven or eight. And it was when Planet Hollywood was a big thing. Yeah. They had one in Phoenix and me. My dad went there for lunch. He pulled me out of school early, and really was there. And my dad was a huge fan. He's like, hey, there's really OTA and like, Who is that? He's like, you've seen like a handful of his movies in that operation, double drop movie just came out. And I hadn't seen it yet. But it was in theaters. And I was like, oh, that's the guy from no escape. I watched a lot of radar kid. And he's like, Yeah, that's him. So really, it was like walking away. My dad, like, picks me up out of my chair and just throws me right in front of them. And I'm like, Hi, how you doing? He's like, How you doing there, pal? And then my dad like, shook his hand was talking to him. But he Yeah, he used me as kind of like, wow. And then he's like, he's like, Hey, did you see my new? My new movie operation? Donald Trump was like, no, he's like, What movies have you seen in mind? Powers? Like I saw no escape. And he just like looks at my dad. Like, a little kid watching
Richie 17:04
like, he goes, he goes, he's like, listen, good. Go back to eat and your captain crunch chicken. I gotta talk to your daddy or
Jim Daw 17:15
Yeah, all right, time for an oldie but a goodie classic movie recast where we take a classic movie and we recast all the parts with actors that are still alive.
Carl 17:31
That are still alive.
Jim Daw 17:34
All right, well go.
Richie 17:36
So what movie is it? Rapti Okay, 96 Rocky.
Jim Daw 17:41
So were we say gaming of the shell.
Carl 17:44
Okay, we're recasting the four main players.
Speaker 3 17:48
I think we should do five and it was do rocky Apollo, Mickey. Apollo also.
Richie 17:54
So rocky Apollo Mickey pawn.
Carl 17:57
And Adrian. Okay. All right. Okay,
Richie 18:03
you don't want to recast spider Rico
Speaker 3 18:14
I love it. How are you? He pops up in like the fifth row the sixth Rocky movie when rocky gets back in the ring more time Yeah, I beat you 30 years ago right okay spider whatever you say is more disuse
Carl 18:32
All right. By the way
Jim Daw 18:34
Pedro love Pedro level plates by the Ricoh it's actually in the cast was looking at right all right. Well, we have
Carl 18:48
we're gonna recast as Joe Frazier.
Jim Daw 18:52
Remember he played himself
Richie 18:55
then he could play himself stuff? Yeah, no Mike Tyson. He's alive.
Jim Daw 18:59
Come on Joe. Joe.
Carl 19:04
Joe All right. Well,
Jim Daw 19:06
let's go from bottom up.
Carl 19:10
Paulie Okay. Who Paulie
Jim Daw 19:16
who we're going to cast this poly. Nathan, who was played by Burt Young in the
Speaker 3 19:22
Yeah, so are we going for like Academy Award quality because the first know who you
Jim Daw 19:29
think you would cast in that movie if you want to do this movie over again who?
Richie 19:34
I'd go the other way and go Nathan Lane.
Carl 19:38
Nathan Lane. Lane.
I think Pacino do a fine job. poorly. Yeah, but that's obvious. Yes.
Speaker 3 19:53
I mean, I'll get somebody a little younger. But you know would be good though. Pacino would be good as another
Carl 20:03
different character
Speaker 3 20:05
I would do for Polly I narrowed it down to three actors, but I think I would go with David harbor. Because I feel like a great pick for that and be a character that would really drive you crazy. I think you play a really good drunk from the new violent night Stranger Things the cop the red.
Jim Daw 20:28
Okay. Yeah. Violent night Santa Claus. So tell them oh, yeah. Definitely be good. Polly.
Carl 20:36
You could definitely play the Debye brother. Yeah, yep. All right.
Jim Daw 20:43
All right. Well, that's Paulie we all agree on David Harbour. Oh, yeah. That was like one or two Oh thing.
Speaker 3 20:53
I was thinking of Nick Frost, but I don't know if he could pull off an English accent or because he's from England or an American accent right. Ryan Hurst was neither one
Carl 21:04
was wrong. Hurst he was in like
Speaker 3 21:07
Remember The Titans and Sons of Anarchy. The in walking dead. He was a guy with a long beard. He's like he's been in a handful of
Carl 21:17
movies and shows David Hubbard is Yeah, Dave Yeah, like
Richie 21:22
cool. So no, I'm Nathan Lane then
I can imagine that. Just doing a totally different movie. Can you believe it? They fired me from the butcher shop.
Jim Daw 21:40
Okay, tell you telling your Schyler Shire as Adrienne.
Carl 21:46
Oh, wow. Now I Got someone in mind. Sarah Silverman.
Richie 21:52
Silva. Oh, wow. That would be good.
Unknown Speaker 21:55
That's different but it's a good choice.
Speaker 3 22:00
That's a That's a tough one man. I said Natalie Portman but to Sarah Silverman might be
Richie 22:07
Yeah, I like to I like this.
Carl 22:11
What, sir? So
Richie 22:17
play it, but she doesn't play it meek. She just plays it like Sarah.
Carl 22:22
Yeah, maybe maybe her sister.
Richie 22:25
Now now like Sarah like I liked Sarah Silverman. That's good. No, sir. Soul and sister. Yeah, I
Carl 22:31
know you're talking about?
Jim Daw 22:34
Or to tell you the truth. I don't know her name off the top of my head. But after watching the third season a card. There is an actress who plays the main villain in the first three quarters of the show. And it's the sister from So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Carl 22:58
Oh, yeah. She, she she would
Jim Daw 23:01
be good as because she plays those awkward. quirky characters. Yeah. Yeah, she'd be I like she was a good villain and Picard.
What about Winona Ryder
Carl 23:18
a little too old?
Unknown Speaker 23:20
Well, I mean, if we're just
Jim Daw 23:21
well, the the who I just brought up is fairly Yeah. Is an older woman.
Carl 23:26
Oh, they just have to be alive. Not age appropriate. Okay, all right. Winona Ryder be just fine. Yeah, but I like Sarah
Richie 23:37
Silverman. All right,
Jim Daw 23:38
we got so we have David harbor, and Sarah Silverman so flock,
Speaker 3 23:45
they would feed off each other pretty good if you think that's good.
Jim Daw 23:51
All right. Well, we're going Mickey next.
Carl 23:54
I got Mickey, but I was I had one to go ahead. No, no, no, no, you go give me your Mickey Alan Arkin. Alan Hawkins dead. Fuck sick. Wait, hold on. I want to make sure he's dead. Also in the cast of a small movie named Glengarry Glen Ross.
Speaker 3 24:22
I do like Alan Arkin alive. Yeah, right. Like 90. He
Jim Daw 24:30
is at nine.
Carl 24:35
He's great and Glengarry. They're all great. There is
Jim Daw 24:39
not a clicker on the bunch in Gary. Glen Ross. They're all top notch actors. That's my vote. Alan Arkin. Richie. What were you going to suggest? Larry David.
Carl 24:52
Oh my god.
I think Larry David How great would that be? There's a couple episodes where he's playing in a Scorsese movie. Yeah, yeah. And he's, he's like a tough guy, and he's pretty fucking good. I mean, you're pulling up.
Jim Daw 25:28
Carl Weathers is Apollo Creed. Who? Idris Elba.
Richie 25:31
Oh, we're getting him in a movie. Yeah.
Speaker 3 25:38
I just had one knee. I wrote multiple names down except for Yeah, but, uh, for Apollo Creed. I just had to just show but like,
Carl 25:46
it's kind of it's kind of already been done. It's Michael Jordan. Oh,
Richie 25:52
please. He's a he's not even an actor. He. He is. He's now dude. Come on, he plays Michael B. Jordan, everything. That's it. Okay.
Speaker 3 26:09
I think he just Aegis would be an amazing choice for Apollo Creed. Yeah, it
Carl 26:15
was like 15 years ago. I put them in now.
Speaker 3 26:21
You're talking about him being the next Bond dude. And he's Yeah, he's mid 40s. He could
Jim Daw 26:25
pull it off. Talk. Yeah, because it's not like, like Apollo Creed wasn't supposed to be. Super young guy. No, he was been a champion a long time.
Carl 26:37
Right? He wasn't his toilet. Okay. All right. All right. Idris Elba. Sweet.
Jim Daw 26:46
All right. And then finally, rocky himself. First was the lone. That's, that's the I think that's the toughest call.
Speaker 3 26:55
I can. I wrote down a ton of names. I don't know if any of them are good.
Carl 27:03
Such as. So I'll
Speaker 3 27:05
try to think of somebody who I think would be good like as a guy a box upcoming boxer from Philly. Two people that came to mind whereas Bradley Cooper, and John Krasinski I think though one of those to be good, but since he's kind of a wild card, I was actually not like Hugh Jackman, too, but I was like, no scratch that shit. He's Wolverine
Carl 27:28
about Bill Hader. On 50
Speaker 3 27:38
Rock he's hard because Stallone like he's that's like what he's known for me
Carl 27:44
right right. That's hard All right. What do you got? I have a I can't remember his name or no. Chris Hemsworth no
Jim Daw 27:59
a gorgeous rocky
Carl 28:06
Kylo Ren Oh,
Richie 28:09
oh driver I
Jim Daw 28:09
don't drive that's actually that's actually
Richie 28:12
pretty good.
Unknown Speaker 28:13
That's a good one man. That's really good.
Jim Daw 28:15
Oh man that that I can see that. I can see cuz he pulled he could pull that off.
Speaker 3 28:20
Well, the great part about Adam Driver because rocky I mean, he's not like the best looking guy and you just Yeah, Adam drivers like a bigger guy. But he's he's just average looking. I think you'd be a great Rocky.
Carl 28:33
I want to see this movie now. I had him or Karl Urban. I had Jason Bateman. Earl urban and be good
choice. Oh, Obinze. Good to Jason I
Jim Daw 28:46
like I like, like,
Speaker 3 28:48
I feel like Adam Driver. Like that rocky feel. He's just like, Yeah, I think he does. Yeah, kid from the streets of Philly who's trying? Yeah, and I
Jim Daw 28:59
think he can pull it off. You know, he's that he's that kind of actor that he can
Carl 29:04
make that his own part.
Unknown Speaker 29:07
Yeah, definitely.
Richie 29:09
I had Jason Bateman and Leonardo DiCaprio
totally different movie going on in my head. Once I once I cast Mickey, I was just like, I know where this movies going.
Speaker 3 29:24
I think it's great. But the Mickey one man. I don't know. I had I had JK Simmons just because it was performance and whiplash. I was like, I was like, Oh, I got better.
Richie 29:39
Yeah, but like that's that's why I picked Larry David because
Jim Daw 29:44
how come you never you never trained me mate. To me busy
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