Boy, you're in for a treat with this one! Starting off, Carl's latest hair-scapade has him looking like a cockatiel, and we can't help but chuckle. We also touch on our latest obsessions from the small and big screen - everything from the mind-bending world of Black Mirror to the wild landscapes of Yellowstone, and an unmissable documentary on Arnie himself.
We dissect why some Marvel Cinematic Universe characters have lost their appeal and wade through our disappointment with the Avatar franchise. There's some lively debate as we compare James Cameron and George Lucas, and voice our thoughts on the casting of Sam Worthington.
We wrap up the episode with a thrilling game of movie round robin, discussing actors from various films and reflecting on the Avatar franchise. Tune in to be a part of our lively conversation!
We dissect why some Marvel Cinematic Universe characters have lost their appeal and wade through our disappointment with the Avatar franchise. There's some lively debate as we compare James Cameron and George Lucas, and voice our thoughts on the casting of Sam Worthington.
We wrap up the episode with a thrilling game of movie round robin, discussing actors from various films and reflecting on the Avatar franchise. Tune in to be a part of our lively conversation!
Transcript
0:00:58 - Carl
All right if you would not.
0:01:00 - Jim
OK, that's not a pronoun. I do, that's actually a noun, yeah.
0:01:06 - Carl
People give me shit about the haircut. I was like this I look like a bird, So I'm going cockatiel.
0:01:14 - Richie
There you go, I like it. Think it looks good man. Good for you, Carl. Very nice, Thank you. What made you like? do you go to a place and be like, give me the cockatiel.
0:01:25 - Carl
Yeah, exactly.
0:01:28 - Jim
I can't make out what's on your shirt, Carl, with something that's in grill. What is that?
0:01:34 - Carl
That's a Star Wars shirt, actually, Oh fucking Banffa, fucking Banffa Very nice.
0:01:46 - Raymond
Thank you. I met a guy on my cruise out in St Thomas and he was wearing a Mandalorian like Tiki shirt. It was Boba Fett, like Tiki style, holding a drink, and I was like, oh man, dude, i really dig your shirt. He said, thank you. He's like I got it from Geeky Tiki. I'm like, oh, that's really interesting. And, long story short, he also is like a graphic designer and his is called Trader Vaters And he gave me some cool prints for free. I got like a wato, like wato like, with sunglasses on and a Hawaiian shirt, having like a Mai Tai with like a little umbrella, and he's just like kind of like floating and chilling. Nice, yeah, shout out to Trader Vader.
0:02:27 - Carl
Plug, plug.
0:02:29 - Richie
Plug, destroy our movies brought to you by Trader Vader. He's a nice guy.
0:02:35 - Jim
It could be Right, yeah, but let me throw it on.
0:02:40 - Raymond
That one on.
0:02:40 - Jim
Instagram. All right. So what's on the show today, fellas? I'll tell you. It's the way of water. Yeah, it's the way of water. Sure, it's avatar, but in water. It's out of water too, but it's a lot of in water and around water.
0:03:06 - Carl
It's water adjacent.
0:03:10 - Jim
So we're doing that, then we will of course do what we're watching, and then we're going to play a game. Ok, it's movie round robin.
0:03:21 - Carl
All right, that sounds awesome.
0:03:24 - Jim
Well, let's skip ahead to what we're watching.
0:03:26 - Carl
I've been watching Black Mirror.
0:03:29 - Jim
Is it a new season or just one of the older ones?
0:03:33 - Carl
I didn't see any of them, so I've never watched a single Black Mirror before. I've watched all of them now. Holy shit.
0:03:41 - Jim
What did you just go, Ho-Hog Binging.
0:03:44 - Carl
Yeah, wow, they're good. The sixth season is pretty great I haven't watched the sixth season.
0:03:50 - Raymond
I heard the sixth one was like the least good at all of them.
0:03:54 - Carl
Oh, I really liked it.
0:03:55 - Raymond
I haven't watched yet, so I have no comment.
0:03:58 - Carl
In general about half are amazing and half are mediocre. Same as the sixth season.
0:04:06 - Raymond
All right. There's some really good episodes throughout the whole show, like the white Christmas one with John Hamm. They make a coffee. Oh yeah, yeah, That one was really good. That was a good one. And then the Star Trek parody I thought was really good.
0:04:18 - Jim
Yeah, that one, that one, i forgot about that one, that one, that one was really fucking cool.
0:04:22 - Raymond
Like stuck in the internet. Yeah, it's copies of themselves. Oh, the one that's all black and white too, with, like the DARPA robots, just murdering people. Metalhead.
0:04:32 - Carl
Metalhead Oh my God, that's so good. I was so into that episode.
0:04:37 - Raymond
Yeah, that's so cool That's. I could see that happening. You know, with those DARPA bots and you know what's going on in the world right now.
0:04:45 - Carl
It's crazy And they were just stealing some like teddy bears or something.
0:04:52 - Raymond
Mm hmm, yeah, that's what they were after for, like kids and stuff.
0:04:56 - Jim
All right So.
0:04:58 - Carl
Stephen Sticks, episode one is incredible.
0:05:01 - Raymond
I'm going to watch it. I just we were both on those those two trips back to back. That's why I've been in my for a while, right Traveling.
0:05:09 - Jim
All right. Well, you might have you watched anything, or just been traveling.
0:05:14 - Raymond
I just been traveling. I mean, we're still on season three of succession. That's really all we've been committing to, when we have a couple hours at night and watching episode or two.
0:05:25 - Carl
Such an interesting show Yeah, yeah, i finished it.
0:05:29 - Raymond
Yeah, we saw the whole last season to go through new season.
0:05:32 - Richie
Oh, I did Good I did?
0:05:34 - Raymond
I did watch Arnold. I thought that was really interesting Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary. It's like three episodes.
0:05:40 - Carl
Oh yeah, i saw that too.
0:05:42 - Raymond
I like that. That was really interesting. I fact it was a fucking millionaire in his early twenties before even like becoming an actor and all his money, just a real estate him and. Franco.
0:05:52 - Jim
Colombo.
0:05:54 - Raymond
Yeah.
0:05:54 - Jim
Of a European artisan tile. Bricklay. No, you were being artisan bricklay Business.
0:06:04 - Raymond
He's a smart dude, he's super smart man. I got a handsome. I was like blown away. I was almost a little jealous. Like you know, you hear about these people who have become ultra successful when they're kids. they have like one one dream their whole life and they just dedicate their whole life. I've never had that, you know. I never had like one fucking thing I wanted to go after. What would it be.
0:06:23 - Richie
It's cool Dancer Richie. So yeah, i'm actually watching something that I haven't never thought I'd watch, and I and I love it. What's that Yellowstone?
0:06:34 - Raymond
Yellowstone.
0:06:35 - Richie
I hear good, oh yeah, it's so good, all right, i'm telling you man, rip is my, he's my hero. Do you know who that is? Is that the one with costar?
0:06:48 - Carl
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you know who rip is? Oh, yeah, yeah, i couldn't believe it when I read it. Who's ready?
0:06:56 - Richie
He, he got big for this.
0:06:58 - Carl
And he's not a redhead anymore.
0:07:00 - Richie
No, no, Who Um the fuck is his name?
0:07:04 - Carl
Keep saying It's the fucking guy in good will hunting The dude in the back seat, the redhead.
0:07:11 - Jim
Yeah, hmm, oh, that dude, yeah. Who tells him says it's a good car.
0:07:17 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, it's good, they use a good car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:22 - Jim
Got a good engine, good car.
0:07:23 - Richie
Yeah, it's a good car. No, he, he transformed Nope, no shit.
0:07:30 - Carl
Born for the show Yeah. I did not recognize the bad.
0:07:33 - Richie
When I saw him I'm like, oh my God, he got big for this Like he's a he's not a small dude anymore.
0:07:39 - Carl
And he's a badass.
0:07:40 - Richie
Yeah, fuck, yeah. It's funny because he like it's like basically the fucking Godfather with cowboy hats, like they kill everybody. It's fucking awesome.
0:07:51 - Raymond
What are you watching it on? I've been meaning to watch the show, but I never know. I found it on Peacock.
0:07:55 - Jim
Yeah, it's on Peacock.
0:07:56 - Raymond
Oh, it's on Peacock, okay.
0:07:58 - Richie
So, uh, yeah, So I was. I was talking to you. know my drummer, steve? Uh, we were talking about it. We don't know your drummer, oh well.
0:08:08 - Jim
Ray does, I do. I know his drummer Steve.
0:08:11 - Carl
Okay.
0:08:12 - Richie
So, uh, we were, we were talking he goes. You know, rips not like a good guy, like oh, he's the horrible. I said no, no, he's awesome, he goes. Dude, he goes. How your mind works is I was talking to my brother, peter, and I was like hey, fucking, because he told me about it. I was like, dude, yellow shirt rip is my hero. He's like, fuck, yeah, good guy to have around.
0:08:36 - Carl
Yeah, that's true.
0:08:40 - Richie
Yeah, i can, i can roll it. We would be fine with him.
0:08:43 - Carl
The daughter's a badass Oh yeah, dude, she's awesome.
0:08:47 - Richie
But yeah, i know it's weird because it's like cowboy shit, but dude, it's fucking, it's the godfather, it's awesome.
0:08:55 - Jim
Yeah, I would never even attempt to.
0:08:59 - Richie
Neither would I, But now I'm fucking.
0:09:02 - Jim
I was like oh, i can't wait, but but after what I did watch, i would consider it What?
0:09:08 - Richie
are you Avatar?
0:09:09 - Jim
No, i watched. I watched the Secret Invasion, the first episode, and I realized I don't give a shit. I mean watched it Like I sat there and watched the whole thing and say I care nothing about this. I It finally happened where I just don't give a shit about Marvel stuff.
0:09:34 - Richie
Oh man, yeah, Like I said, it's just too. It's too much Marvel.
0:09:37 - Jim
But it's, it's a. it's about characters I don't care about anymore You know right Like I say when I, when I used to read and collect comics, i didn't read every single comic. Right, i would read the ones I liked, the characters I liked And the movies. you know the first run of the Marvel stuff up until in game. it's a bunch of the characters I used to read and like. Now it's a bunch of characters I never read, don't care about. I always have no interest in them.
0:10:13 - Richie
I always hated it. I never listen to it.
0:10:16 - Carl
Isn't Sam Jackson?
0:10:17 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, it's all, it's all about Nick Fury and the scrolls and the scrolls.
0:10:24 - Raymond
Of course they look like people, So he's in the comic books in Civil War, when everybody was fighting each other. It turns out they were the scrolls pretending to be like Captain America or Iron Man to make the other ones, the ones that were still themselves fight like, replace certain characters. And that's what was kind of cool in Civil War, but they never went that route. So now they're doing Secret Invasion.
0:10:46 - Jim
There is even a major death in it, and I still didn't care.
0:10:51 - Carl
First episode. There is Huh.
0:10:53 - Jim
The first episode. First episode yeah, it ends with the death.
0:10:57 - Richie
I'm not even looking forward to the new Loki, and I love Loki.
0:11:00 - Raymond
I'm kind of looking forward to that.
0:11:02 - Richie
I mean, i think, i think it's enough. No.
0:11:14 - Jim
Avatar, the way of water, directed by James Cameron. Screenplay play James Cameron story by James Cameron, produced by James Cameron Cinematography. He didn't do that, But he did edit as well. There are other people who wrote and did other things with him, But so he, so he's like the new George Lucas.
0:11:38 - Richie
He, just he's just not leaving.
0:11:40 - Jim
Well, I can't saddle him as being George Lucas. He's better than George Lucas, oh OK, but that's.
0:11:49 - Carl
He's not better than.
0:11:50 - Jim
George Lucas Terminator two aliens.
0:11:54 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, but now think of him. now, jim, not Terminator two, because even Lucas was good with Star Wars.
0:12:02 - Jim
Yeah, but he only directed, for he only directed the first one. OK other directors and the.
0:12:07 - Richie
And that was great. But James Cameron really shit the bed with this avatar. Thing.
0:12:12 - Jim
Not according to the box office, because it made worldwide two point three billion dollars. Well, that's because people are fucking stupid, jim, which ensures that he's going to pump out more of these, but not that quickly, as a matter of Yeah some of the film all for same time, or something Isn't there 10 of them, yeah, but there's a lot of post production in this crap.
0:12:38 - Richie
Isn't there 10 of them?
0:12:39 - Jim
Well, he was making four more.
0:12:42 - Raymond
OK, so we like the way of fire, the way of Earth. Yeah, the fifth element It's going to introduce a new tribe each time. Of course it's.
0:12:55 - Jim
Sam Worthington, who I'm not sure what he's been doing between avatars, because he's a terrible actor, oh, sam.
0:13:04 - Richie
Worthington even as a cartoon.
0:13:09 - Carl
Zoe.
0:13:10 - Jim
Zoe Saldana, who does nothing but scream and cry. I know she barely fucking talks in that movie, segurni weaver, for some reason.
0:13:21 - Raymond
Yeah, that was fucking played the young young version of her daughter.
0:13:25 - Jim
Yeah, which was weird. And Stephen Lang, reprising his role kind of as a clonish version of himself being the villain Terrible idea, yeah, and he's still good, though.
0:13:41 - Richie
Look at Carl like Dr Evil, with the cat on the plane.
0:13:47 - Carl
One million One million.
0:13:51 - Jim
So of course. So this movie.
0:13:56 - Carl
Mr Picklesworth.
0:13:57 - Jim
I will tell you what happens in this movie. Same thing that happened in the first one, only they do it around water, yeeep, and with kids, and with kids. Yeah, you got to throw the kids in.
0:14:09 - Richie
Now it's a family thing, I know they sort of explained it, but why? Why does his, their kids all speak like they're from Orange County?
0:14:21 - Raymond
That's racist.
0:14:28 - Richie
Like yeah, like Colin, you know like what's a bitch? I'm like they don't know that. I was fucking waiting for someone to fucking while I was waiting for one of them to go to like the fucking one of the huts and come out with Starbucks or something.
0:14:44 - Carl
Well, that's going to make you water, bro.
0:14:46 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, they were talking like fucking to your brother, Yeah like fucking Like, like, if, like, if Hawaii had a fucking Orange County that's what it So does. That that's what it sounded like.
0:15:01 - Jim
Oh, my gosh So full disclosure I was not an avatar fan. The first movie, Oh. I wasn't there either, And I'm less so of this one. The only cool thing they had was Chaka.
0:15:16 - Raymond
Chaka, Chaka man.
0:15:21 - Richie
The only fucking cool. I was like oh, chaka man, that is so true. Spider.
0:15:28 - Jim
Yeah, spider like Chaka from Land of the Lost, that's a well before your time.
0:15:33 - Raymond
Yeah, i'm looking it up Here this, oh, the little eight boy. Ok, ok, i don't even talk about Yeah, oh man.
0:15:47 - Richie
I was the only guy I was like, yeah, they got chocked in this one, i was all right spider Yeah.
0:15:51 - Jim
I just don't get it. Like, how much fucking app, how much oxygen is in the gosh darn mask of his, where he can exist for hours on end outside?
0:16:03 - Raymond
I thought that was really weird. Yeah, this is odd, you know, like a half naked young boy running around So yeah, this is more than that sub, That's for sure.
0:16:12 - Jim
So so they bring back Colonel.
0:16:17 - Carl
Timely.
0:16:19 - Jim
What's the what's that? Colonel's dude's name? Colonel, that guy, stephen Lane, a quarch? Yeah, they bring him back as a clone version of himself, who is an avatar But does not have a regular body. It's just the avatar body.
0:16:40 - Raymond
Yeah, super lazy writing. Didn't he die in the first one? Yeah, he did. Somehow he uploaded his consciousness.
0:16:47 - Jim
Yeah, which I'm tired of that. I'm tired of the just bringing back villains back people by downloading their consciousness.
0:16:55 - Raymond
Super lazy, so they give us a new like cool villain.
0:16:59 - Richie
That's why they should do that one fucking Tony Stark man. At least they should have interesting again.
0:17:03 - Raymond
They should have just made like an evil avatar, like like another tribe or something unique like that. It's the same story all over again, right, pocahontas. So it's fucking the whites versus the natives.
0:17:14 - Jim
Yeah, where he colonizers, they're all fish out of water. Sorry for the Semmel and pun.
0:17:22 - Raymond
This is all lazy.
0:17:23 - Jim
But it was basically. he was fish out of water in the first one. Now his whole family is fish out of water in this one, learning the ways of the water people who dances with wolves again. Who Yes?
0:17:36 - Richie
Developed like the Tonka oaki.
0:17:40 - Jim
You know, they kind of have a passing resemblance to the forest people, except they got big, thick tails they can swim with and they got webbed hands.
0:17:48 - Richie
Yeah, and they're turquoise instead of fucking bull, exactly. They have fins, yeah, longer fingers and tail, for like a rudder Right, and they have fin arms.
0:18:01 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, and they. so I fast forwarded through a lot of this swimming with the fishes.
0:18:06 - Raymond
portions of this movie Yeah, you can't fucking anything.
0:18:09 - Jim
It's like I was sitting there and I'm going. I can't. This movie is way, way long. I'm not going to sit and watch a nature documentary with cartoon fish, yeah.
0:18:23 - Carl
It's just James Cameron showing off Look what. I can do now.
0:18:27 - Jim
Yeah, and you know, and befriending the whale, yeah, and the thing is with, with, with the motion, even with motion capture, even with all of this, it still don't look real to me. No, because the one thing they can never get down is one skin texture, like on a normal human right or a normal creature Right. They, they kind of make their skin to smooth, yeah, and yeah, there's no imperfections. Yeah, skin texture and things that are soft laying down like fabric and things like that.
It always seems to land in slow motion. Yeah, you know like, oh, i'm putting down a sheet. It doesn't fall like a sheet, it sort of softly falls and kind of lays down. Whenever they do anything like that, it doesn't. It doesn't look real at all. Right, it just takes me out. He said okay, i got to admit that I know I'm watching a cartoon here.
0:19:34 - Richie
Of course, Carl, give us what you like about it.
0:19:37 - Carl
Well, I like Zoe's album.
0:19:41 - Richie
I like her too, but I like her than this The blue, the blue version.
0:19:46 - Carl
I was kind of attracted to her.
0:19:54 - Richie
I can't Thanks Garth, yeah, she makes me feel funny inside Carl's like. She makes me feel funny inside Like when I climbed the rip with Jim class.
0:20:16 - Raymond
I love you, dream woman.
0:20:20 - Richie
Thank you, donor lady. I love you too, Garth.
0:20:23 - Jim
Yeah, but Zoe saw that and this did nothing but cry and scream.
0:20:28 - Raymond
I agree She didn't do anything. She was super wasted in this movie.
0:20:32 - Jim
Like as an actress and complain. Yeah Well she's like the angry mom. Yeah, and then rage mode mom. She went all Karen.
0:20:40 - Raymond
Like you knew you knew one of those kids was gonna die.
0:20:43 - Jim
She went all Karen on. I couldn't wait for one of those kids to die. I wanted them all to die. Yeah, bitch.
0:20:50 - Raymond
It's. I thought I thought fucking Sigourney Weaver's daughter was gonna do more like cool, like connecting with nature, like summon some great fucking sea monster out of nowhere. That's what I was hoping for. I was like show us something cool.
0:21:03 - Richie
Yeah, no, but the young kid hooked up with Fudgy to well. What is a little miss in Finn? like fucking, like there.
0:21:15 - Jim
Yeah, oh, i'm sorry.
0:21:19 - Raymond
These things are.
0:21:20 - Jim
these people are running around killing well after well, after well. You know, i kind of forgive one of them for fighting back a little Yeah.
0:21:30 - Raymond
Maybe this movie might have been okay If it wasn't a 13 year wait between the two fucking movies. like we waited 13 years to see a movie we've all seen before with nothing new, nothing unique, like literally nothing that hasn't been done before. Right, and the graphics look the same. You know the whole. how they filmed it was kind of I watched the whole behind the scenes like how they had to make the tank with like UV cameras, especially type of camera. They filmed it really in water. I thought that part was pretty unique. I liked how that like move the camera, like footage forward and like film forward, because it's a whole new thing they invented Like they put these like plastic, like black balls on top of the water to like cut the light out.
0:22:20 - Jim
so that way the camera pick up in the machine. He did that in the abyss.
0:22:24 - Raymond
Yeah, but like the way this that I mean that's the other thing, that's cool, right. Like they, they pushed film photography forward a little bit, like now they could film stuff in water, like more life, like action.
0:22:37 - Richie
They didn't push the fucking story forward.
0:22:38 - Raymond
No, the story is still. Well. The original story is like what Carl said. It stands as with wolves. It's fucking Pocahontas. It's the exact same thing. Yeah, It's the exact same thing.
0:22:47 - Jim
And he just crammed out another one.
0:22:49 - Raymond
This one's just the exact same thing all over the same bad guy, you know. now they have kids and now it's a new tribe and they're going to rinse, repeat this whole thing. But if, fucking, 13 years in between, if they crank that out in 2010, it might have been OK.
0:23:03 - Carl
The next one is going to be near a volcano.
0:23:05 - Raymond
Yeah, it's going to be red. They're going to be red fucking monster like avatar.
0:23:13 - Jim
They're not going to be red, they're just going to be slightly pink. It's a little, little Yeah.
0:23:25 - Richie
They're going to be pink.
0:23:27 - Raymond
There's going to be a stealth purple people. There's going to be like a nighttime people? Oh yeah, wasn't there like people? No, i'm seeing them. They're moving.
0:23:35 - Jim
I still can't believe it. I still say, ok, pandora, is this real freaky place? How did the mountains float? I still don't understand how much.
0:23:45 - Carl
It doesn't make sense.
0:23:47 - Jim
There's no rhyme or reason to their ecology.
0:23:52 - Carl
It could be that gravity works exactly the same as ours, yeah.
0:23:57 - Raymond
I wanted them to go deep underwater, go to like actually gravity, would work exactly.
0:24:02 - Jim
the same as ours, because gravity is a constant.
0:24:05 - Carl
Oh, it works for everyone else, but not those floating mountains.
0:24:10 - Raymond
Yeah, they're made out of helium, yeah, there you go There, you go There's helium inside the rocks. But, yeah, they could have done so much cool shit with the ocean like monster, shark things or like go. Really. Maybe they had to go deep underwater to get like an ancient weapon or something, i don't know. Like they could have explored the water more Like how he They're like in the shallows, the whole time.
0:24:39 - Jim
Well, he leaves the forest right Right, And he goes to the water people and they say, hey, you're going to bring trouble with you. and they were right.
0:24:48 - Raymond
And they were totally right, and yet they still love him in the basement Yeah.
0:24:51 - Jim
And then there's your McCoy Now check. It's killed Your McCoy forever Yeah.
0:24:58 - Raymond
He didn't even use the same fucking monster bird. I thought he's going to get some monster sea monster thing. Like connect with that? Have I got add to his legend? That would have been super cool. Like, deep under the depths There's like another version of that flying monster.
0:25:10 - Jim
But you know, gigantic sea monster fucking Godzilla or something I don't know, oh no no, no, you're making, even though you just brought a whole bunch of people with weapons to come and kill us all. Yeah.
0:25:26 - Richie
And the whole, the whole point was fucking like some whale DNA.
0:25:31 - Raymond
Yeah, they wanted the whale like, like cerebral fluid, because it's like grants immortality. Yeah, i thought that was kind of cool.
0:25:38 - Jim
Well it's just again it's a recycled unobtainium. It's like, yeah, we're trying to get an attenium, Now they're trying to get the special whale juice that is going to make you younger Whale juice.
0:25:55 - Richie
You know it was just whale juice cost. I don't know, I don't know, but it sure tastes good.
0:26:00 - Jim
You're not supposed to drink it, asshole.
0:26:02 - Richie
Oh, it makes me feel young again. It doesn't work like that. Gatorade, gatorade.
0:26:14 - Jim
Oh so funny, they put it in their Mountain Dew Yeah.
0:26:24 - Richie
So that, yeah, that there you go, that's avatar.
0:26:29 - Jim
Well, I guess we're seriously like yeah, so nothing.
0:26:34 - Raymond
And he's like helping out his dad. It's like literally fine. He's like I will never betray them, but he takes him right to him. It's like what's he doing? And make him sense. His whole character made no sense.
0:26:44 - Jim
And then spider saves his, it's not even his father. Yeah, he's a weird clone of him. Yeah, and he didn't even know his father. It's not like he had some kind of connection to the dude.
0:26:57 - Carl
He was a baby. Yeah, spider's awful, yeah Terrible character.
0:27:03 - Richie
And it just fucking.
0:27:04 - Raymond
It was just weird seeing like this 13 year old kid running around in a loincloth. The whole moves like this is awkward to watch this Get some pants, kid Yeah.
0:27:13 - Carl
I thought you said I was okay spider.
0:27:15 - Richie
Oh, you're not okay. Spidey Fucked up. Yeah, 10 seconds left and thank. All I see is Z? Yeah, whole family's rats all of them. Ha, ha, ha.
0:27:29 - Carl
Ha ha, ha, dance, dance over.
0:27:33 - Richie
Dance that. drink over to me spider Ha ha ha.
0:27:38 - Carl
Oh, that's too funny, that's all I could think of when I said his character name Fucking around.
0:27:42 - Jim
You go and shoot the guy, Go dig in his eye.
0:27:46 - Richie
Oh, we're good to shot.
0:27:47 - Jim
Dig in the hole. I'm all out of lime.
0:27:50 - Richie
You're digging the hole. I haven't done a hole before.
0:27:54 - Raymond
This is a guy, father you're quoting Good, good fellas His name was at spider and good fellas, was it? No, the kid who is.
0:28:05 - Jim
Michael imperial Played the kid who was getting new drinks while they're playing poker.
0:28:12 - Raymond
Yeah, oh yeah, he actually shoots him. Yeah, that's right.
0:28:17 - Richie
He shoots him, yeah, and in the movie his name was spider.
0:28:22 - Carl
Yeah.
0:28:23 - Richie
That's a great fight.
0:28:25 - Raymond
All right, what are we giving this one? You're going to take that.
0:28:29 - Jim
I'm going to give it five stars right, Or five crosshairs, but I'm going to take away a crosshair for every hour and a half. Of my life this movie took away from me. Wow. Well, it was three hours and 20 minutes, right, So I give it a one One. I didn't like it.
I did Like I said. I didn't like the first one, so I don't have that. Oh, i couldn't wait to see Avatar again. Right, but just the fact that this was three they may. He made me sit through three hours and 20 minutes to this crap When they could have, when they could have easily cut an hour and 20 minutes out of it.
0:29:16 - Raymond
All the frolicking and playing Yeah.
0:29:19 - Richie
This could have been a solid 88 minutes.
0:29:23 - Jim
It could have been for the amount of story you got.
0:29:26 - Richie
Yeah, could have been a solid 88 minutes, and that's including front and back credits.
0:29:32 - Jim
Okay, Carl, what do you give it? What? Three, three and a half four. What are you giving it? Oh no. No, no, no.
0:29:47 - Carl
I honestly regret that I didn't watch it in 3D in the theater, just cause I saw the first one there and it was pretty impressive. This one probably looked great.
0:29:59 - Jim
Yeah, like a theme park ride. Yeah, not a movie.
0:30:04 - Carl
Right As a movie, it's a one.
0:30:08 - Richie
Nice, all right.
0:30:10 - Carl
I liked uh, uh, what's his face?
0:30:14 - Richie
Plus, you like to jerk off the blue things, obviously.
0:30:18 - Jim
I liked uh Zoe Savannah and And Steven Lang and Steven Lang. Yeah, okay.
0:30:25 - Carl
That's about it, okay. Well, do you remember Steven Lang from uh Tombstone?
0:30:31 - Jim
Yeah, he was, uh, he was a coward guy.
0:30:35 - Raymond
He was What's your McCall it. He's the one who lives. Yeah, all the bad guys.
0:30:39 - Jim
Yeah, we don't need no law around here. Law dog.
0:30:42 - Raymond
No, no, no, His name is Ike.
0:30:46 - Jim
Yeah, It was a client. that was uh, that was Steven Lang.
0:30:50 - Raymond
I'm going to okay, i'm giving it, i'll tell you my rating. But one of these stars is because of the filming aspect and how, the technical achievement behind it. So I give it to one for the actual movie, one for the behind the scenes. How they did the movie. I thought that was pretty impressive. How they got this all shot underwater and making it look more fluid, versus like people in wires pretending to float to to like swim, and it just doesn't look the same, like they actually got the actors in the water new type of technology to film it. I thought that was pretty cool. Probably the only thing I thought was cool about the movie, because the whole movie is I've seen it a hundred times before. It's it. It didn't wow me. Even the graphics weren't even better and it took 13 years to make it look like it was something that should have came out in 2010 as just a quick sequel. You know. It just wasn't worth it.
0:31:38 - Richie
Okay, two Richie. What about you? Fuck this movie. Give me the shit. Three hours and 20 minutes of fucking. Regurgitated fucking movie. I give it a nothing, fuck this movie. You kidding me. I give it a big fat goose egg avatar. The whole fucking made me sit through this same fucking movie.
0:32:02 - Carl
Your brother made you sit through it.
0:32:05 - Jim
I don't make anybody sit through it.
0:32:07 - Richie
No, i mean, you know you got a point like fucking give me something, jesus Christ. Nothing I got. Nothing, fucking I got. I got fucking turquoise people, that's what I got. Turquoise swimmers, they all kind of in my every dolphin's face. Fuck yeah.
0:32:29 - Carl
Yeah.
0:32:30 - Raymond
Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, that was a terrible movie. It was fucking awful. I can't wait for the next four that he's making.
0:32:37 - Richie
But just think you'll, fucking you'll. You'll just be retiring Right When the last one comes out.
0:32:48 - Carl
My biggest regret.
0:32:51 - Richie
We'll all be dead.
0:32:52 - Raymond
You'll be retiring, you can do this show Like a pretty I remember your guys is AI.
0:33:00 - Jim
Yeah, Like on the show you know, like everything that's digital Digitize of your After watching this I kind of law I was that you know I'm saying well, i can't wait to see extraction too.
0:33:13 - Raymond
I do want to watch that, but I don't know. It's awesome, it looks pretty cool. What was?
0:33:18 - Jim
that character's name? Well, Chris Holmesworth character in that.
0:33:23 - Carl
He, I can't remember Four.
0:33:28 - Jim
It was a rake.
0:33:29 - Richie
Right, that's it Yes.
0:33:32 - Raymond
My biggest extraction was awesome, though I did my extraction too.
0:33:37 - Carl
It's great to see.
0:33:38 - Jim
To fuck. Oh, he said already, i have not watched it, i don't want to.
0:33:45 - Richie
What else is he doing?
0:33:46 - Jim
I don't want to spoil it for me Call, i don't give a shit.
0:33:49 - Carl
It's no, my class there is because we should probably just watch something.
0:33:52 - Jim
We're going to watch it. We're going to watch it.
0:33:55 - Carl
We're going to hold, then I will withhold my biggest regret about this avatar fucking movie. Is watching it? No, i don't care about that She doesn't get naked. James Cameron, that's true.
0:34:13 - Richie
She doesn't get naked.
0:34:14 - Jim
Wow, she always has that little bit of leather or something, whatever that fabric is over her naughty bit.
0:34:23 - Raymond
Oh, i was looking, human skin.
0:34:28 - Jim
I'm just saying, like Sam Worthington is the most one note actor. I've ever heard You know everything I've ever seen him in.
0:34:39 - Carl
He did. He did the Terminator sequel also.
0:34:42 - Jim
Yes, oh yeah, that was actually not bad Salvation. Yeah, termination.
0:34:48 - Raymond
But he was in Clash of the Titans. That was terrible.
0:34:51 - Jim
Oh, they wouldn't clash to the Titans.
0:34:53 - Richie
It wasn't in like Starship, starship Trooper 3 or something like that.
0:34:57 - Jim
I'm looking Starship Trooper 3. I didn't know there was one.
0:35:03 - Carl
There is, oh, i think there's like five of them.
0:35:05 - Jim
Yeah, I think there's a.
0:35:06 - Carl
I haven't seen them.
0:35:07 - Jim
Yeah, rico's Roughnecks.
0:35:10 - Raymond
Yeah, he was in Hacksaw Ridge. I don't remember him in that. Hmm, hearts War.
0:35:16 - Jim
Yeah.
0:35:17 - Raymond
It's a dude. I see Avatar 5 on his profile, good coming out in 2028. Avatar fucking 5. 28. Yeah, 28.
0:35:27 - Richie
Yeah dude, he's a Christ. Yeah, i told you the last one there was going to be.
0:35:32 - Jim
There's going to be four more of these things.
0:35:35 - Richie
Yeah, and they're all 14 years apart.
0:35:40 - Carl
I'm not even going to live up And I don't care.
0:35:46 - Richie
Let's say he's planting trees for other people to get shade under He's not This movie.
0:35:54 - Jim
On Rotten Tomatoes it scored a 76% positive Wow.
0:35:59 - Carl
Seriously Yeah, and paid for.
0:36:02 - Jim
That's out of how many reviews We're 436 reviews. 76 were positive, 76% were positive. What is wrong with these people? And a third of Avatar 4 has already been filmed.
0:36:17 - Carl
Oh wow, Why can't Cameron just make original shit? Why can't he just go?
0:36:23 - Jim
back and go back out on the ocean on his science vessels, instead of making three hours and 20 minutes. Rehashes the movies True lies.
0:36:38 - Carl
It's a great movie. We're going to play this game.
0:36:40 - Raymond
I want to watch another episode of Succession Before.
0:36:42 - Carl
Bed Hell, yeah, yeah, we're going to play the game.
0:36:46 - Raymond
Let's play.
0:36:47 - Jim
All right, it's a movie. Round robin Got to come up with a better name for that, obviously.
0:36:54 - Raymond
So explain it again, or you guys go first.
0:36:57 - Jim
I'll pick a movie, then randomly someone will go and name an actor from that movie. Someone else will name another actor from that movie. Then the next person has named another movie with that second actor.
0:37:13 - Raymond
And we'll just shout out an answer, or one at a time.
0:37:16 - Jim
It's until someone cannot do it anymore. Either you run out of actors or you run out of movies that they were at.
0:37:26 - Raymond
Okay, so who's that? So what's the?
0:37:28 - Jim
rotation. This is the first attempt at this. If not, we'll see how well it goes. If not, we can adjust the rules. All right, i will consult the randomizer and Carl will go first Now. I will randomly pick a movie. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Carl named an actor from that movie.
0:37:57 - Carl
Jesus, you know, i've never.
0:38:00 - Jim
Hey, carl loses.
0:38:03 - Carl
No, i know that Neil Patrick Harris is in it.
0:38:08 - Jim
Okay, all right, neil Patrick Harris. Richie, i'm going to go with the star ship troopers. There you go. Now it goes into another actor from star ship troopers.
0:38:24 - Raymond
And there you go, there you go. I'll give you an easy one, michael Ironside.
0:38:29 - Jim
Okay, there you go. Carl named a No.
0:38:33 - Carl
You're not playing.
0:38:34 - Jim
No, my playing with Michael Ironside Sure Scanners, well, i don't know. Are you playing? No, i'm playing with it Scanners. Fuck me For Carl. Good luck Fucking Scanners Forever. I've never seen Scanners, so I would have lost.
0:38:54 - Richie
See that strategy, carl, that strategy.
0:38:57 - Jim
Name somebody else from Scanners. You weren't even supposed to be playing. I would have got it.
0:39:03 - Carl
I would have got Michael Ironside. I know I give you a softball.
0:39:06 - Raymond
It's a Casper.
0:39:07 - Carl
Van Dyke.
0:39:08 - Raymond
And what other fucking movies is Ian Starship Troopers to? I have no idea.
0:39:15 - Richie
I don't know.
0:39:16 - Carl
Carl loses. No point for Carl. No point for Carl.
0:39:20 - Jim
Point for Jimmy Does that mean?
0:39:24 - Richie
Does that mean Carl's out of?
0:39:25 - Jim
the.
0:39:26 - Raymond
This next round, or how's it? how's? Jim gets a point. Yeah, jim gets a point for stumping him.
0:39:32 - Carl
Okay, i consult the right.
0:39:34 - Richie
I'm not going to be a good player.
0:39:35 - Jim
I'm not going to be a good player. Okay, i consult the randomizer and go to the movie Men in Black. To whom, to me, i'm next Richie, tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones to Raymond Another person, no country for old men. Nice one. Another actor in no country from old men. Carl, you're not next. Oh, is it me Okay.
0:40:04 - Carl
Sorry, that's it. We're doing a little. Oh, there's so many.
0:40:10 - Jim
Woody Harrelson and name another Woody Hallishan movie. That should be easy.
0:40:17 - Carl
It is, but I want to try and stump I guess I guess I can. White man can jump.
0:40:23 - Jim
White man can jump to Richie name another actor and white camp men can jump.
0:40:27 - Richie
Wesley Snipes.
0:40:29 - Jim
Wesley Snipes Raymond name, another Wesley Snipes movie. Hmm, demolition man, demolition man, to me Sylvester Stallone Come on Oh man, Let's go Copland. Copland to Richie.
0:40:50 - Richie
Okay, copland. Well, i can easily go with Ray Liotta, but I'm not.
0:40:58 - Carl
So there's lots So many people in that movie. God damn it.
0:41:04 - Richie
What's his name? Why can't I think of his name? Super kid, god damn it.
0:41:08 - Jim
I know who you're talking about, do you know?
0:41:15 - Richie
Yes, michael, come on, i'll just go where really.
0:41:26 - Raymond
Yeah, i think it's called the color blue, what?
0:41:32 - Carl
Okay.
0:41:37 - Jim
I can see, i don't know, that movie Oh.
0:41:40 - Raymond
Ray gets a point. Let me double check.
0:41:46 - Richie
You could have said fucking cocaine Baron. You were the one on that one too.
0:41:52 - Jim
It's something blue I could have come up with somebody else.
0:41:55 - Raymond
I could have said I don't know.
0:41:58 - Carl
Let's check my Uh-oh. So if you're wrong, is it the one?
0:42:04 - Raymond
with.
0:42:05 - Jim
With Kurt Russell. Oh, powder blue, that was it Even so I still concede, i don't know, that movie.
0:42:15 - Carl
Jessica Beals is not one, and she's like a stripper, i think.
0:42:18 - Jim
But Ray got it wrong.
0:42:20 - Raymond
So who gets that point? No, no, I got it wrong. It's not like the movie No no but it got me some slack.
0:42:28 - Jim
But he was like the main actor. She doesn't matter because the title of the movie I got, i'll let you. I'll let you slide on that one, michael rapper, i'll take it. Take the hit, because you know. If you came up and said it was a different name of a movie And I said, well, i know that one. I didn't know either. My advisor is the departed.
0:42:58 - Carl
Oh, who goes for going in order than Rick?
0:43:01 - Jim
All goes, carl goes, the departed The departed Wow.
0:43:07 - Raymond
So many. I hope it's a lot of thought in this. I thought it was just be rapid fire.
0:43:16 - Jim
It was supposed to be.
0:43:21 - Carl
I mean to Caprio Fine.
0:43:24 - Jim
Wow, richie.
0:43:28 - Carl
To Caprio. He's in a couple movies, Yeah a couple.
0:43:33 - Richie
Yeah, I'll go with Wolf of Wall Street.
0:43:35 - Jim
Wolf of Wall Street, raymond Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill to Jimmy Twenty one, jim Street.
0:43:45 - Carl
I think, Carl. Yeah, ice Cube.
0:43:52 - Richie
Ice Cube Oh, that's a good one. Another Ice Cube movie Yes, friday.
0:43:58 - Carl
Friday.
0:44:00 - Richie
Raymond.
0:44:02 - Raymond
Chris.
0:44:02 - Jim
Tucker, chris Tucker, to me Rush Hour.
0:44:08 - Carl
I can only name Jackie Chan.
0:44:11 - Jim
I see Chan and Richie.
0:44:14 - Carl
Rush Hour 2. There you go, there you go, dude.
0:44:22 - Jim
You can't fucking do that. That was him, it's true, fucking.
0:44:29 - Raymond
Who's in Rush Hour 2? Besides those two, we don't know. I hate this game, rush Hour 2.
0:44:45 - Carl
That's difficult.
0:44:47 - Richie
Name another actor from Rush Hour 2.
0:44:50 - Carl
Besides Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. I don't even remember it.
0:44:54 - Richie
Why can't Hold on? Hold on, let's go to the rules. Why can't he use fucking Chris Tucker again? It's naming another actor from the sequel. There's no rule that he can't do that.
0:45:05 - Carl
Well, it's true.
0:45:06 - Jim
I guess that's the letter of the law, right?
0:45:10 - Raymond
Okay, chris Tucker, to me, chris Tucker, fifth element to Carl.
0:45:17 - Carl
Oh, that's a good one Hell yeah, i figured that was going to happen. So Fifth element I'm going to try and challenge. I need to challenge Fucking Bruce Willis Really.
0:45:30 - Jim
Bruce Willis to Richie.
0:45:33 - Carl
Six cents.
0:45:34 - Raymond
Six cents to Raymond Haley, joe Osman.
0:45:38 - Jim
Haley Joe Osman To me, AI To Carl, Hold that out.
0:45:49 - Carl
I stomp on his name every time. Damn it.
0:45:54 - Richie
And finally find out game Carl's losing at. You can be fucking. Jude law, jude law, jude law to Richard Oh Jude law, oh Jude law, aviator aviator to.
0:46:11 - Raymond
Is he aviator? I thought that was to Caprio. Is he in? Oh, he's in it.
0:46:18 - Jim
Yeah, the caprio is Howard Hughes.
0:46:21 - Raymond
Oh, ok, i'm laying out of the caprio again.
0:46:24 - Richie
Jude law plays. What's his name?
0:46:28 - Carl
We got you. Yeah, we'll trust.
0:46:31 - Raymond
OK, leonardo the caprio.
0:46:33 - Jim
Leonardo the caprio and who's eating Gilbert grape? That's a good one, Gilbert.
0:46:41 - Raymond
Matching the gas tank Boom boom The Carl.
0:46:46 - Carl
Gilbert. Good, i don't think I've seen it.
0:46:54 - Raymond
Oh yeah, Seriously, that's such a good movie. There's a wide Gilbert.
0:46:59 - Jim
There's a name another big actor who is in who's eating?
0:47:03 - Richie
Gilbert grape, let's not fucking spoon freedom here.
0:47:08 - Carl
No, i know who you're hinting at. Damn it, he's in all the Tim Burton movies.
0:47:17 - Jim
OK, you got to give an answer call. You can't just dance around it.
0:47:21 - Carl
I can't think of it So.
0:47:23 - Richie
OK, ok, rapid, Johnny Depp, you should have went with that That's who are thinking of, or Juliette? Lewis, yeah, yeah, juliette Lewis, great movie.
0:47:33 - Carl
Oh, i didn't know, it's two points for Jimmy, by the way. And what are we going to? five.
0:47:39 - Jim
We'll go. Well, we'll see.
0:47:43 - Richie
I might take a while Now. All right, one more round.
0:47:48 - Jim
Ok, final round. Well, keeping in the same vein is Avatar Wavewater Titanic.
0:47:56 - Raymond
Oh, the caprio So no, Carl got stoned.
0:48:00 - Richie
No, i go, You get. Yeah, yeah, bill Paxton, bill.
0:48:03 - Raymond
Paxton, he's not in Titanic.
0:48:05 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, i forgot.
0:48:09 - Raymond
I forgot. I'm sorry.
0:48:10 - Jim
Yeah, he's modern. He's modern day person Bill Paxton.
0:48:16 - Raymond
I would say Ash is a bunch of Bill Paxton aliens. Aliens to Carl.
0:48:23 - Jim
Oh, I thought of a good one.
0:48:25 - Carl
Hmm So.
0:48:26 - Jim
Gourney Weaver. So Gourney Weaver, Oh wait, it should have been me.
0:48:31 - Richie
Oh well, you got skipped. He said so, gourney Weaver, so I'm going working girl.
0:48:37 - Raymond
Hmm, nice Working girl Working girl Working girl. Never saw it.
0:48:44 - Richie
And that's how I win.
0:48:46 - Carl
So there's an easy one.
0:48:48 - Richie
Oh yeah, there's, a couple of these ones there.
0:48:50 - Raymond
I thought of four editor. Yeah, I was going to say Predator two for Bill Paxton. I should have said that missed opportunity.
0:48:57 - Richie
Yep, all right, that's a cool game, jim. We got to work on it.
0:49:01 - Carl
So I still have one point How do I not?
0:49:04 - Richie
You lost a whole bunch, so you're going to be crying in your tacos. I have two points.
0:49:08 - Jim
Richie has how many points you got Two, two, so we can end the game as a tie.
0:49:14 - Richie
OK, one more, Let's do another round. Man Right, how many points you have One.
0:49:18 - Raymond
No, i don't think I have any.
0:49:19 - Jim
No you got one, Yeah, but I said yeah, you snub me All right.
0:49:24 - Richie
Final round, you bet your points.
0:49:26 - Jim
Forty year old virgin, Oh to Raymond.
0:49:30 - Carl
To Ray Oh, there's a couple of people in that movie.
0:49:33 - Raymond
Yeah, i'm trying to think of a good one Seth Rogen, seth.
0:49:39 - Jim
Rogen to me. Zach and Mary make a porno.
0:49:44 - Carl
The Carl James Wow.
0:49:47 - Richie
You're Richie, jason.
0:49:52 - Jim
Jason. He plays Jay. Jay is the character.
0:49:56 - Carl
Jay. I met him in person, by the way.
0:49:59 - Richie
I know you were an extra.
0:50:00 - Carl
He doesn't mind Jay.
0:50:03 - Richie
Wow, jason Muse, which one do I pick? Which? which fucking? How does one day This is one.
0:50:11 - Jim
How does one face face face? your answer Yeah.
0:50:16 - Richie
I'm going to have to go with The Jane Silent Bob Strike Back to.
0:50:23 - Raymond
I thought you had to name an actor right?
0:50:25 - Richie
No, i had to name a movie he was in. Are you sure? Yeah, because he just said Jason Muse. So Jason Muse is the actor. I have to name a movie he's in. Yeah, all right, jane. Silent Bob.
0:50:35 - Jim
Strike Back Because we already went past the 40 year old virgin.
0:50:39 - Carl
That's not even a movie.
0:50:40 - Richie
Well, yeah, it is Jason. Yeah, jane.
0:50:45 - Carl
Silent Bob.
0:50:46 - Richie
Strike Back. Yeah, yeah, no, you said to. Oh well, james Silent, bob Strike Back. Yeah, all right.
0:50:53 - Jim
So Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith to me. There's quite a few, carl, i will. I'm going to absolutely blow your mind by saying Is it? and this could be wrong? I could blow it here Die hard with the vengeance. No, no, which die hard? was he in?
0:51:17 - Carl
I know which one. I know which one.
0:51:19 - Jim
Well, obviously, if I'm wrong, I blew it.
0:51:23 - Raymond
It's not vengeance, that's the one, that one, you know, jackson Jackson.
0:51:27 - Jim
Ah, that's right, That's right, it's your thing at the fourth one.
0:51:30 - Raymond
It's like die harder, or something like that.
0:51:32 - Jim
Yeah.
0:51:33 - Raymond
A good day to die hard.
0:51:35 - Carl
That's it.
0:51:36 - Jim
That's a good day.
0:51:37 - Speaker 5
To die hard, yes, ok, so I blew it All right, So Carl it's a point.
0:51:43 - Jim
I got a point right Because I think that's That's raised point. Oh, it's raised point. Yes, so now he has to. It's a three way to tie Sweet.
0:51:52 - Raymond
It's two, two, two and one. He can't stand off.
0:51:55 - Jim
All right, we will go with analyze this.
0:52:01 - Richie
So do I go now You go, greg Keneer.
0:52:05 - Jim
Greg Keneer, you're Raymond.
0:52:07 - Carl
He's in that.
0:52:09 - Jim
He is Yeah.
0:52:11 - Raymond
We see again. Why do I know that name?
0:52:13 - Jim
Wait, Greg Keneer is an analyze this. Oh, I'm sorry Not.
0:52:18 - Richie
Oh, I thought I thought you were meant.
0:52:23 - Jim
No, you didn't.
0:52:25 - Richie
You blew it.
0:52:25 - Jim
You blew it, but nobody wins a point because Yes, no one gets. Shit. OK, million dollar baby.
0:52:37 - Carl
Still rich. No, Raymond.
0:52:41 - Raymond
Oh.
0:52:41 - Jim
Hillary Swank, hillary Swank to me And I will go with The next karate, kid The only other movie I know her in, and Carl.
0:52:58 - Richie
Is Taco'd out.
0:53:05 - Carl
Well, he's got to be in it.
0:53:07 - Jim
You got to come up with the actor's name. The actor's name.
0:53:11 - Carl
I don't fucking remember his name right now. No way, all right, i'm going to win.
0:53:16 - Raymond
Pat, pat Merida, pat Merida, that's it. Fine, take the win. He wins his own fucking game. This guy, that's awesome.
0:53:28 - Carl
I'd still like to do another round. I'd like to Yeah.
0:53:31 - Richie
Well, we could go all night with this.
0:53:33 - Raymond
Yeah, we told All right bonus round. Then we got to call it a night. What do you think? One more All right, one more Bonus round, and then I got to get going.
0:53:41 - Jim
I will go with let's see Princess Bride, And that is to Richie.
0:53:50 - Richie
Wow, the Princess Bride.
0:53:52 - Raymond
He could win the whole game right now, i know.
0:53:57 - Carl
It's just for funsies.
0:53:59 - Raymond
Jim already won. Yeah, he could end it really quick. Yeah, but if I you know, Billy Crystal, billy Crystal.
0:54:06 - Jim
That's not what I was thinking of, i wouldn't have went with that one.
0:54:10 - Raymond
You said Billy Crystal. Yeah, all right, i thought you were going to say Andre the Giant.
0:54:13 - Jim
Yeah, that's who I would have picked.
0:54:15 - Raymond
I'm going to pick another movie with him. He's never been in any other movies, but so Billy Crystal, oh, i would say with Billy Crystal, city Slickers.
0:54:23 - Jim
City Slickers. Oh, I will end the game. The sequel City Slickers. Somebody know I can't use Billy Crystal again. I would have ended it with a Billy Crystal movie. But City Slickers, I will go with Dan Daniel Stern.
0:54:39 - Raymond
Good job, that's a good one.
0:54:41 - Carl
Oh, carl Carl Daniel Stern, very bad things, too rich.
0:54:48 - Richie
Very bad things. Oh, it's a fucked up movie You've won, because I've never seen it, so I don't know.
0:54:55 - Carl
There's a lot of people in it.
0:54:57 - Richie
All right, if I've never seen it, you can fucking. There's a lot of people in a movie. I've never seen it, but there's a lot of people. There's a whole cast as a matter of fact. The fact there is, there is a director and everything.
0:55:13 - Carl
Raymond's, raymond's fact checking.
0:55:16 - Raymond
Yeah, he's very, very bad things. I'm not saying it.
0:55:21 - Jim
Very bad people. You sure it's a movie call.
0:55:24 - Richie
Yeah. So what are you fucking after school? fucking TV movies. No, it's a movie.
0:55:30 - Raymond
Oh, there it is. Yeah, favreau 98.
0:55:34 - Carl
Yeah.
0:55:36 - Raymond
Jury Biven, christian Slater, sweet Well there you go.
0:55:39 - Richie
That's the game. That's the game. Carl finally gets a fucking point.
0:55:44 - Jim
That's, that's the name of the game. That's two points for me Wait wait, i missed it.
0:55:49 - Richie
What was Carl finally gets a fucking point, is the game.
0:55:55 - Jim
Well, all right, that's the end of the show. As a matter of fact, this show as a whole.
0:56:02 - Richie
I guess this episode Stroma movies could be found at damn showco. Once again, that's damn showco.
0:56:09 - Jim
That's where you can find all a bunch of back episodes and other fine podcasts at damn podcast.
0:56:19 - Richie
Our email address is destroy malatgmailcom. Once again, this is straw mail at gmailcom.
0:56:27 - Jim
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0:56:29 - Richie
Buy us coffee on. Amazon, all that jazz, and there you go. So that's it Destroy movies. There you go. All right, kids, that's it Destroy movies. I'm Richie, i'm Jim.
0:56:40 - Jim
Carl. I'm Ray.
0:56:43 - Richie
Good night, damnation, yeah, boys.
Transcribed by https://podium.page
Avatar, Marvel Cinematic Universe, James Cameron, George Lucas, Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Stephen Lang, Chaka, Land of the Lost, Black Mirror, Yellowstone, Good Will Hunting, Rip, Matt Damon, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Starship Troopers, Scanners, Men in Black, No Country for Old Men, White Men Can't Jump, Demolition Man, Copland, Movie Trivia, Movie Association, Star Wars-inspired Fashion, Cockatiel Haircut
0:00:58 - Carl
All right if you would not.
0:01:00 - Jim
OK, that's not a pronoun. I do, that's actually a noun, yeah.
0:01:06 - Carl
People give me shit about the haircut. I was like this I look like a bird, So I'm going cockatiel.
0:01:14 - Richie
There you go, I like it. Think it looks good man. Good for you, Carl. Very nice, Thank you. What made you like? do you go to a place and be like, give me the cockatiel.
0:01:25 - Carl
Yeah, exactly.
0:01:28 - Jim
I can't make out what's on your shirt, Carl, with something that's in grill. What is that?
0:01:34 - Carl
That's a Star Wars shirt, actually, Oh fucking Banffa, fucking Banffa Very nice.
0:01:46 - Raymond
Thank you. I met a guy on my cruise out in St Thomas and he was wearing a Mandalorian like Tiki shirt. It was Boba Fett, like Tiki style, holding a drink, and I was like, oh man, dude, i really dig your shirt. He said, thank you. He's like I got it from Geeky Tiki. I'm like, oh, that's really interesting. And, long story short, he also is like a graphic designer and his is called Trader Vaters And he gave me some cool prints for free. I got like a wato, like wato like, with sunglasses on and a Hawaiian shirt, having like a Mai Tai with like a little umbrella, and he's just like kind of like floating and chilling. Nice, yeah, shout out to Trader Vader.
0:02:27 - Carl
Plug, plug.
0:02:29 - Richie
Plug, destroy our movies brought to you by Trader Vader. He's a nice guy.
0:02:35 - Jim
It could be Right, yeah, but let me throw it on.
0:02:40 - Raymond
That one on.
0:02:40 - Jim
Instagram. All right. So what's on the show today, fellas? I'll tell you. It's the way of water. Yeah, it's the way of water. Sure, it's avatar, but in water. It's out of water too, but it's a lot of in water and around water.
0:03:06 - Carl
It's water adjacent.
0:03:10 - Jim
So we're doing that, then we will of course do what we're watching, and then we're going to play a game. Ok, it's movie round robin.
0:03:21 - Carl
All right, that sounds awesome.
0:03:24 - Jim
Well, let's skip ahead to what we're watching.
0:03:26 - Carl
I've been watching Black Mirror.
0:03:29 - Jim
Is it a new season or just one of the older ones?
0:03:33 - Carl
I didn't see any of them, so I've never watched a single Black Mirror before. I've watched all of them now. Holy shit.
0:03:41 - Jim
What did you just go, Ho-Hog Binging.
0:03:44 - Carl
Yeah, wow, they're good. The sixth season is pretty great I haven't watched the sixth season.
0:03:50 - Raymond
I heard the sixth one was like the least good at all of them.
0:03:54 - Carl
Oh, I really liked it.
0:03:55 - Raymond
I haven't watched yet, so I have no comment.
0:03:58 - Carl
In general about half are amazing and half are mediocre. Same as the sixth season.
0:04:06 - Raymond
All right. There's some really good episodes throughout the whole show, like the white Christmas one with John Hamm. They make a coffee. Oh yeah, yeah, That one was really good. That was a good one. And then the Star Trek parody I thought was really good.
0:04:18 - Jim
Yeah, that one, that one, i forgot about that one, that one, that one was really fucking cool.
0:04:22 - Raymond
Like stuck in the internet. Yeah, it's copies of themselves. Oh, the one that's all black and white too, with, like the DARPA robots, just murdering people. Metalhead.
0:04:32 - Carl
Metalhead Oh my God, that's so good. I was so into that episode.
0:04:37 - Raymond
Yeah, that's so cool That's. I could see that happening. You know, with those DARPA bots and you know what's going on in the world right now.
0:04:45 - Carl
It's crazy And they were just stealing some like teddy bears or something.
0:04:52 - Raymond
Mm hmm, yeah, that's what they were after for, like kids and stuff.
0:04:56 - Jim
All right So.
0:04:58 - Carl
Stephen Sticks, episode one is incredible.
0:05:01 - Raymond
I'm going to watch it. I just we were both on those those two trips back to back. That's why I've been in my for a while, right Traveling.
0:05:09 - Jim
All right. Well, you might have you watched anything, or just been traveling.
0:05:14 - Raymond
I just been traveling. I mean, we're still on season three of succession. That's really all we've been committing to, when we have a couple hours at night and watching episode or two.
0:05:25 - Carl
Such an interesting show Yeah, yeah, i finished it.
0:05:29 - Raymond
Yeah, we saw the whole last season to go through new season.
0:05:32 - Richie
Oh, I did Good I did?
0:05:34 - Raymond
I did watch Arnold. I thought that was really interesting Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary. It's like three episodes.
0:05:40 - Carl
Oh yeah, i saw that too.
0:05:42 - Raymond
I like that. That was really interesting. I fact it was a fucking millionaire in his early twenties before even like becoming an actor and all his money, just a real estate him and. Franco.
0:05:52 - Jim
Colombo.
0:05:54 - Raymond
Yeah.
0:05:54 - Jim
Of a European artisan tile. Bricklay. No, you were being artisan bricklay Business.
0:06:04 - Raymond
He's a smart dude, he's super smart man. I got a handsome. I was like blown away. I was almost a little jealous. Like you know, you hear about these people who have become ultra successful when they're kids. they have like one one dream their whole life and they just dedicate their whole life. I've never had that, you know. I never had like one fucking thing I wanted to go after. What would it be.
0:06:23 - Richie
It's cool Dancer Richie. So yeah, i'm actually watching something that I haven't never thought I'd watch, and I and I love it. What's that Yellowstone?
0:06:34 - Raymond
Yellowstone.
0:06:35 - Richie
I hear good, oh yeah, it's so good, all right, i'm telling you man, rip is my, he's my hero. Do you know who that is? Is that the one with costar?
0:06:48 - Carl
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you know who rip is? Oh, yeah, yeah, i couldn't believe it when I read it. Who's ready?
0:06:56 - Richie
He, he got big for this.
0:06:58 - Carl
And he's not a redhead anymore.
0:07:00 - Richie
No, no, Who Um the fuck is his name?
0:07:04 - Carl
Keep saying It's the fucking guy in good will hunting The dude in the back seat, the redhead.
0:07:11 - Jim
Yeah, hmm, oh, that dude, yeah. Who tells him says it's a good car.
0:07:17 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, it's good, they use a good car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:22 - Jim
Got a good engine, good car.
0:07:23 - Richie
Yeah, it's a good car. No, he, he transformed Nope, no shit.
0:07:30 - Carl
Born for the show Yeah. I did not recognize the bad.
0:07:33 - Richie
When I saw him I'm like, oh my God, he got big for this Like he's a he's not a small dude anymore.
0:07:39 - Carl
And he's a badass.
0:07:40 - Richie
Yeah, fuck, yeah. It's funny because he like it's like basically the fucking Godfather with cowboy hats, like they kill everybody. It's fucking awesome.
0:07:51 - Raymond
What are you watching it on? I've been meaning to watch the show, but I never know. I found it on Peacock.
0:07:55 - Jim
Yeah, it's on Peacock.
0:07:56 - Raymond
Oh, it's on Peacock, okay.
0:07:58 - Richie
So, uh, yeah, So I was. I was talking to you. know my drummer, steve? Uh, we were talking about it. We don't know your drummer, oh well.
0:08:08 - Jim
Ray does, I do. I know his drummer Steve.
0:08:11 - Carl
Okay.
0:08:12 - Richie
So, uh, we were, we were talking he goes. You know, rips not like a good guy, like oh, he's the horrible. I said no, no, he's awesome, he goes. Dude, he goes. How your mind works is I was talking to my brother, peter, and I was like hey, fucking, because he told me about it. I was like, dude, yellow shirt rip is my hero. He's like, fuck, yeah, good guy to have around.
0:08:36 - Carl
Yeah, that's true.
0:08:40 - Richie
Yeah, i can, i can roll it. We would be fine with him.
0:08:43 - Carl
The daughter's a badass Oh yeah, dude, she's awesome.
0:08:47 - Richie
But yeah, i know it's weird because it's like cowboy shit, but dude, it's fucking, it's the godfather, it's awesome.
0:08:55 - Jim
Yeah, I would never even attempt to.
0:08:59 - Richie
Neither would I, But now I'm fucking.
0:09:02 - Jim
I was like oh, i can't wait, but but after what I did watch, i would consider it What?
0:09:08 - Richie
are you Avatar?
0:09:09 - Jim
No, i watched. I watched the Secret Invasion, the first episode, and I realized I don't give a shit. I mean watched it Like I sat there and watched the whole thing and say I care nothing about this. I It finally happened where I just don't give a shit about Marvel stuff.
0:09:34 - Richie
Oh man, yeah, Like I said, it's just too. It's too much Marvel.
0:09:37 - Jim
But it's, it's a. it's about characters I don't care about anymore You know right Like I say when I, when I used to read and collect comics, i didn't read every single comic. Right, i would read the ones I liked, the characters I liked And the movies. you know the first run of the Marvel stuff up until in game. it's a bunch of the characters I used to read and like. Now it's a bunch of characters I never read, don't care about. I always have no interest in them.
0:10:13 - Richie
I always hated it. I never listen to it.
0:10:16 - Carl
Isn't Sam Jackson?
0:10:17 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, it's all, it's all about Nick Fury and the scrolls and the scrolls.
0:10:24 - Raymond
Of course they look like people, So he's in the comic books in Civil War, when everybody was fighting each other. It turns out they were the scrolls pretending to be like Captain America or Iron Man to make the other ones, the ones that were still themselves fight like, replace certain characters. And that's what was kind of cool in Civil War, but they never went that route. So now they're doing Secret Invasion.
0:10:46 - Jim
There is even a major death in it, and I still didn't care.
0:10:51 - Carl
First episode. There is Huh.
0:10:53 - Jim
The first episode. First episode yeah, it ends with the death.
0:10:57 - Richie
I'm not even looking forward to the new Loki, and I love Loki.
0:11:00 - Raymond
I'm kind of looking forward to that.
0:11:02 - Richie
I mean, i think, i think it's enough. No.
0:11:14 - Jim
Avatar, the way of water, directed by James Cameron. Screenplay play James Cameron story by James Cameron, produced by James Cameron Cinematography. He didn't do that, But he did edit as well. There are other people who wrote and did other things with him, But so he, so he's like the new George Lucas.
0:11:38 - Richie
He, just he's just not leaving.
0:11:40 - Jim
Well, I can't saddle him as being George Lucas. He's better than George Lucas, oh OK, but that's.
0:11:49 - Carl
He's not better than.
0:11:50 - Jim
George Lucas Terminator two aliens.
0:11:54 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, but now think of him. now, jim, not Terminator two, because even Lucas was good with Star Wars.
0:12:02 - Jim
Yeah, but he only directed, for he only directed the first one. OK other directors and the.
0:12:07 - Richie
And that was great. But James Cameron really shit the bed with this avatar. Thing.
0:12:12 - Jim
Not according to the box office, because it made worldwide two point three billion dollars. Well, that's because people are fucking stupid, jim, which ensures that he's going to pump out more of these, but not that quickly, as a matter of Yeah some of the film all for same time, or something Isn't there 10 of them, yeah, but there's a lot of post production in this crap.
0:12:38 - Richie
Isn't there 10 of them?
0:12:39 - Jim
Well, he was making four more.
0:12:42 - Raymond
OK, so we like the way of fire, the way of Earth. Yeah, the fifth element It's going to introduce a new tribe each time. Of course it's.
0:12:55 - Jim
Sam Worthington, who I'm not sure what he's been doing between avatars, because he's a terrible actor, oh, sam.
0:13:04 - Richie
Worthington even as a cartoon.
0:13:09 - Carl
Zoe.
0:13:10 - Jim
Zoe Saldana, who does nothing but scream and cry. I know she barely fucking talks in that movie, segurni weaver, for some reason.
0:13:21 - Raymond
Yeah, that was fucking played the young young version of her daughter.
0:13:25 - Jim
Yeah, which was weird. And Stephen Lang, reprising his role kind of as a clonish version of himself being the villain Terrible idea, yeah, and he's still good, though.
0:13:41 - Richie
Look at Carl like Dr Evil, with the cat on the plane.
0:13:47 - Carl
One million One million.
0:13:51 - Jim
So of course. So this movie.
0:13:56 - Carl
Mr Picklesworth.
0:13:57 - Jim
I will tell you what happens in this movie. Same thing that happened in the first one, only they do it around water, yeeep, and with kids, and with kids. Yeah, you got to throw the kids in.
0:14:09 - Richie
Now it's a family thing, I know they sort of explained it, but why? Why does his, their kids all speak like they're from Orange County?
0:14:21 - Raymond
That's racist.
0:14:28 - Richie
Like yeah, like Colin, you know like what's a bitch? I'm like they don't know that. I was fucking waiting for someone to fucking while I was waiting for one of them to go to like the fucking one of the huts and come out with Starbucks or something.
0:14:44 - Carl
Well, that's going to make you water, bro.
0:14:46 - Richie
Yeah, yeah, they were talking like fucking to your brother, Yeah like fucking Like, like, if, like, if Hawaii had a fucking Orange County that's what it So does. That that's what it sounded like.
0:15:01 - Jim
Oh, my gosh So full disclosure I was not an avatar fan. The first movie, Oh. I wasn't there either, And I'm less so of this one. The only cool thing they had was Chaka.
0:15:16 - Raymond
Chaka, Chaka man.
0:15:21 - Richie
The only fucking cool. I was like oh, chaka man, that is so true. Spider.
0:15:28 - Jim
Yeah, spider like Chaka from Land of the Lost, that's a well before your time.
0:15:33 - Raymond
Yeah, i'm looking it up Here this, oh, the little eight boy. Ok, ok, i don't even talk about Yeah, oh man.
0:15:47 - Richie
I was the only guy I was like, yeah, they got chocked in this one, i was all right spider Yeah.
0:15:51 - Jim
I just don't get it. Like, how much fucking app, how much oxygen is in the gosh darn mask of his, where he can exist for hours on end outside?
0:16:03 - Raymond
I thought that was really weird. Yeah, this is odd, you know, like a half naked young boy running around So yeah, this is more than that sub, That's for sure.
0:16:12 - Jim
So so they bring back Colonel.
0:16:17 - Carl
Timely.
0:16:19 - Jim
What's the what's that? Colonel's dude's name? Colonel, that guy, stephen Lane, a quarch? Yeah, they bring him back as a clone version of himself, who is an avatar But does not have a regular body. It's just the avatar body.
0:16:40 - Raymond
Yeah, super lazy writing. Didn't he die in the first one? Yeah, he did. Somehow he uploaded his consciousness.
0:16:47 - Jim
Yeah, which I'm tired of that. I'm tired of the just bringing back villains back people by downloading their consciousness.
0:16:55 - Raymond
Super lazy, so they give us a new like cool villain.
0:16:59 - Richie
That's why they should do that one fucking Tony Stark man. At least they should have interesting again.
0:17:03 - Raymond
They should have just made like an evil avatar, like like another tribe or something unique like that. It's the same story all over again, right, pocahontas. So it's fucking the whites versus the natives.
0:17:14 - Jim
Yeah, where he colonizers, they're all fish out of water. Sorry for the Semmel and pun.
0:17:22 - Raymond
This is all lazy.
0:17:23 - Jim
But it was basically. he was fish out of water in the first one. Now his whole family is fish out of water in this one, learning the ways of the water people who dances with wolves again. Who Yes?
0:17:36 - Richie
Developed like the Tonka oaki.
0:17:40 - Jim
You know, they kind of have a passing resemblance to the forest people, except they got big, thick tails they can swim with and they got webbed hands.
0:17:48 - Richie
Yeah, and they're turquoise instead of fucking bull, exactly. They have fins, yeah, longer fingers and tail, for like a rudder Right, and they have fin arms.
0:18:01 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, and they. so I fast forwarded through a lot of this swimming with the fishes.
0:18:06 - Raymond
portions of this movie Yeah, you can't fucking anything.
0:18:09 - Jim
It's like I was sitting there and I'm going. I can't. This movie is way, way long. I'm not going to sit and watch a nature documentary with cartoon fish, yeah.
0:18:23 - Carl
It's just James Cameron showing off Look what. I can do now.
0:18:27 - Jim
Yeah, and you know, and befriending the whale, yeah, and the thing is with, with, with the motion, even with motion capture, even with all of this, it still don't look real to me. No, because the one thing they can never get down is one skin texture, like on a normal human right or a normal creature Right. They, they kind of make their skin to smooth, yeah, and yeah, there's no imperfections. Yeah, skin texture and things that are soft laying down like fabric and things like that.
It always seems to land in slow motion. Yeah, you know like, oh, i'm putting down a sheet. It doesn't fall like a sheet, it sort of softly falls and kind of lays down. Whenever they do anything like that, it doesn't. It doesn't look real at all. Right, it just takes me out. He said okay, i got to admit that I know I'm watching a cartoon here.
0:19:34 - Richie
Of course, Carl, give us what you like about it.
0:19:37 - Carl
Well, I like Zoe's album.
0:19:41 - Richie
I like her too, but I like her than this The blue, the blue version.
0:19:46 - Carl
I was kind of attracted to her.
0:19:54 - Richie
I can't Thanks Garth, yeah, she makes me feel funny inside Carl's like. She makes me feel funny inside Like when I climbed the rip with Jim class.
0:20:16 - Raymond
I love you, dream woman.
0:20:20 - Richie
Thank you, donor lady. I love you too, Garth.
0:20:23 - Jim
Yeah, but Zoe saw that and this did nothing but cry and scream.
0:20:28 - Raymond
I agree She didn't do anything. She was super wasted in this movie.
0:20:32 - Jim
Like as an actress and complain. Yeah Well she's like the angry mom. Yeah, and then rage mode mom. She went all Karen.
0:20:40 - Raymond
Like you knew you knew one of those kids was gonna die.
0:20:43 - Jim
She went all Karen on. I couldn't wait for one of those kids to die. I wanted them all to die. Yeah, bitch.
0:20:50 - Raymond
It's. I thought I thought fucking Sigourney Weaver's daughter was gonna do more like cool, like connecting with nature, like summon some great fucking sea monster out of nowhere. That's what I was hoping for. I was like show us something cool.
0:21:03 - Richie
Yeah, no, but the young kid hooked up with Fudgy to well. What is a little miss in Finn? like fucking, like there.
0:21:15 - Jim
Yeah, oh, i'm sorry.
0:21:19 - Raymond
These things are.
0:21:20 - Jim
these people are running around killing well after well, after well. You know, i kind of forgive one of them for fighting back a little Yeah.
0:21:30 - Raymond
Maybe this movie might have been okay If it wasn't a 13 year wait between the two fucking movies. like we waited 13 years to see a movie we've all seen before with nothing new, nothing unique, like literally nothing that hasn't been done before. Right, and the graphics look the same. You know the whole. how they filmed it was kind of I watched the whole behind the scenes like how they had to make the tank with like UV cameras, especially type of camera. They filmed it really in water. I thought that part was pretty unique. I liked how that like move the camera, like footage forward and like film forward, because it's a whole new thing they invented Like they put these like plastic, like black balls on top of the water to like cut the light out.
0:22:20 - Jim
so that way the camera pick up in the machine. He did that in the abyss.
0:22:24 - Raymond
Yeah, but like the way this that I mean that's the other thing, that's cool, right. Like they, they pushed film photography forward a little bit, like now they could film stuff in water, like more life, like action.
0:22:37 - Richie
They didn't push the fucking story forward.
0:22:38 - Raymond
No, the story is still. Well. The original story is like what Carl said. It stands as with wolves. It's fucking Pocahontas. It's the exact same thing. Yeah, It's the exact same thing.
0:22:47 - Jim
And he just crammed out another one.
0:22:49 - Raymond
This one's just the exact same thing all over the same bad guy, you know. now they have kids and now it's a new tribe and they're going to rinse, repeat this whole thing. But if, fucking, 13 years in between, if they crank that out in 2010, it might have been OK.
0:23:03 - Carl
The next one is going to be near a volcano.
0:23:05 - Raymond
Yeah, it's going to be red. They're going to be red fucking monster like avatar.
0:23:13 - Jim
They're not going to be red, they're just going to be slightly pink. It's a little, little Yeah.
0:23:25 - Richie
They're going to be pink.
0:23:27 - Raymond
There's going to be a stealth purple people. There's going to be like a nighttime people? Oh yeah, wasn't there like people? No, i'm seeing them. They're moving.
0:23:35 - Jim
I still can't believe it. I still say, ok, pandora, is this real freaky place? How did the mountains float? I still don't understand how much.
0:23:45 - Carl
It doesn't make sense.
0:23:47 - Jim
There's no rhyme or reason to their ecology.
0:23:52 - Carl
It could be that gravity works exactly the same as ours, yeah.
0:23:57 - Raymond
I wanted them to go deep underwater, go to like actually gravity, would work exactly.
0:24:02 - Jim
the same as ours, because gravity is a constant.
0:24:05 - Carl
Oh, it works for everyone else, but not those floating mountains.
0:24:10 - Raymond
Yeah, they're made out of helium, yeah, there you go There, you go There's helium inside the rocks. But, yeah, they could have done so much cool shit with the ocean like monster, shark things or like go. Really. Maybe they had to go deep underwater to get like an ancient weapon or something, i don't know. Like they could have explored the water more Like how he They're like in the shallows, the whole time.
0:24:39 - Jim
Well, he leaves the forest right Right, And he goes to the water people and they say, hey, you're going to bring trouble with you. and they were right.
0:24:48 - Raymond
And they were totally right, and yet they still love him in the basement Yeah.
0:24:51 - Jim
And then there's your McCoy Now check. It's killed Your McCoy forever Yeah.
0:24:58 - Raymond
He didn't even use the same fucking monster bird. I thought he's going to get some monster sea monster thing. Like connect with that? Have I got add to his legend? That would have been super cool. Like, deep under the depths There's like another version of that flying monster.
0:25:10 - Jim
But you know, gigantic sea monster fucking Godzilla or something I don't know, oh no no, no, you're making, even though you just brought a whole bunch of people with weapons to come and kill us all. Yeah.
0:25:26 - Richie
And the whole, the whole point was fucking like some whale DNA.
0:25:31 - Raymond
Yeah, they wanted the whale like, like cerebral fluid, because it's like grants immortality. Yeah, i thought that was kind of cool.
0:25:38 - Jim
Well it's just again it's a recycled unobtainium. It's like, yeah, we're trying to get an attenium, Now they're trying to get the special whale juice that is going to make you younger Whale juice.
0:25:55 - Richie
You know it was just whale juice cost. I don't know, I don't know, but it sure tastes good.
0:26:00 - Jim
You're not supposed to drink it, asshole.
0:26:02 - Richie
Oh, it makes me feel young again. It doesn't work like that. Gatorade, gatorade.
0:26:14 - Jim
Oh so funny, they put it in their Mountain Dew Yeah.
0:26:24 - Richie
So that, yeah, that there you go, that's avatar.
0:26:29 - Jim
Well, I guess we're seriously like yeah, so nothing.
0:26:34 - Raymond
And he's like helping out his dad. It's like literally fine. He's like I will never betray them, but he takes him right to him. It's like what's he doing? And make him sense. His whole character made no sense.
0:26:44 - Jim
And then spider saves his, it's not even his father. Yeah, he's a weird clone of him. Yeah, and he didn't even know his father. It's not like he had some kind of connection to the dude.
0:26:57 - Carl
He was a baby. Yeah, spider's awful, yeah Terrible character.
0:27:03 - Richie
And it just fucking.
0:27:04 - Raymond
It was just weird seeing like this 13 year old kid running around in a loincloth. The whole moves like this is awkward to watch this Get some pants, kid Yeah.
0:27:13 - Carl
I thought you said I was okay spider.
0:27:15 - Richie
Oh, you're not okay. Spidey Fucked up. Yeah, 10 seconds left and thank. All I see is Z? Yeah, whole family's rats all of them. Ha, ha, ha.
0:27:29 - Carl
Ha ha, ha, dance, dance over.
0:27:33 - Richie
Dance that. drink over to me spider Ha ha ha.
0:27:38 - Carl
Oh, that's too funny, that's all I could think of when I said his character name Fucking around.
0:27:42 - Jim
You go and shoot the guy, Go dig in his eye.
0:27:46 - Richie
Oh, we're good to shot.
0:27:47 - Jim
Dig in the hole. I'm all out of lime.
0:27:50 - Richie
You're digging the hole. I haven't done a hole before.
0:27:54 - Raymond
This is a guy, father you're quoting Good, good fellas His name was at spider and good fellas, was it? No, the kid who is.
0:28:05 - Jim
Michael imperial Played the kid who was getting new drinks while they're playing poker.
0:28:12 - Raymond
Yeah, oh yeah, he actually shoots him. Yeah, that's right.
0:28:17 - Richie
He shoots him, yeah, and in the movie his name was spider.
0:28:22 - Carl
Yeah.
0:28:23 - Richie
That's a great fight.
0:28:25 - Raymond
All right, what are we giving this one? You're going to take that.
0:28:29 - Jim
I'm going to give it five stars right, Or five crosshairs, but I'm going to take away a crosshair for every hour and a half. Of my life this movie took away from me. Wow. Well, it was three hours and 20 minutes, right, So I give it a one One. I didn't like it.
I did Like I said. I didn't like the first one, so I don't have that. Oh, i couldn't wait to see Avatar again. Right, but just the fact that this was three they may. He made me sit through three hours and 20 minutes to this crap When they could have, when they could have easily cut an hour and 20 minutes out of it.
0:29:16 - Raymond
All the frolicking and playing Yeah.
0:29:19 - Richie
This could have been a solid 88 minutes.
0:29:23 - Jim
It could have been for the amount of story you got.
0:29:26 - Richie
Yeah, could have been a solid 88 minutes, and that's including front and back credits.
0:29:32 - Jim
Okay, Carl, what do you give it? What? Three, three and a half four. What are you giving it? Oh no. No, no, no.
0:29:47 - Carl
I honestly regret that I didn't watch it in 3D in the theater, just cause I saw the first one there and it was pretty impressive. This one probably looked great.
0:29:59 - Jim
Yeah, like a theme park ride. Yeah, not a movie.
0:30:04 - Carl
Right As a movie, it's a one.
0:30:08 - Richie
Nice, all right.
0:30:10 - Carl
I liked uh, uh, what's his face?
0:30:14 - Richie
Plus, you like to jerk off the blue things, obviously.
0:30:18 - Jim
I liked uh Zoe Savannah and And Steven Lang and Steven Lang. Yeah, okay.
0:30:25 - Carl
That's about it, okay. Well, do you remember Steven Lang from uh Tombstone?
0:30:31 - Jim
Yeah, he was, uh, he was a coward guy.
0:30:35 - Raymond
He was What's your McCall it. He's the one who lives. Yeah, all the bad guys.
0:30:39 - Jim
Yeah, we don't need no law around here. Law dog.
0:30:42 - Raymond
No, no, no, His name is Ike.
0:30:46 - Jim
Yeah, It was a client. that was uh, that was Steven Lang.
0:30:50 - Raymond
I'm going to okay, i'm giving it, i'll tell you my rating. But one of these stars is because of the filming aspect and how, the technical achievement behind it. So I give it to one for the actual movie, one for the behind the scenes. How they did the movie. I thought that was pretty impressive. How they got this all shot underwater and making it look more fluid, versus like people in wires pretending to float to to like swim, and it just doesn't look the same, like they actually got the actors in the water new type of technology to film it. I thought that was pretty cool. Probably the only thing I thought was cool about the movie, because the whole movie is I've seen it a hundred times before. It's it. It didn't wow me. Even the graphics weren't even better and it took 13 years to make it look like it was something that should have came out in 2010 as just a quick sequel. You know. It just wasn't worth it.
0:31:38 - Richie
Okay, two Richie. What about you? Fuck this movie. Give me the shit. Three hours and 20 minutes of fucking. Regurgitated fucking movie. I give it a nothing, fuck this movie. You kidding me. I give it a big fat goose egg avatar. The whole fucking made me sit through this same fucking movie.
0:32:02 - Carl
Your brother made you sit through it.
0:32:05 - Jim
I don't make anybody sit through it.
0:32:07 - Richie
No, i mean, you know you got a point like fucking give me something, jesus Christ. Nothing I got. Nothing, fucking I got. I got fucking turquoise people, that's what I got. Turquoise swimmers, they all kind of in my every dolphin's face. Fuck yeah.
0:32:29 - Carl
Yeah.
0:32:30 - Raymond
Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, that was a terrible movie. It was fucking awful. I can't wait for the next four that he's making.
0:32:37 - Richie
But just think you'll, fucking you'll. You'll just be retiring Right When the last one comes out.
0:32:48 - Carl
My biggest regret.
0:32:51 - Richie
We'll all be dead.
0:32:52 - Raymond
You'll be retiring, you can do this show Like a pretty I remember your guys is AI.
0:33:00 - Jim
Yeah, Like on the show you know, like everything that's digital Digitize of your After watching this I kind of law I was that you know I'm saying well, i can't wait to see extraction too.
0:33:13 - Raymond
I do want to watch that, but I don't know. It's awesome, it looks pretty cool. What was?
0:33:18 - Jim
that character's name? Well, Chris Holmesworth character in that.
0:33:23 - Carl
He, I can't remember Four.
0:33:28 - Jim
It was a rake.
0:33:29 - Richie
Right, that's it Yes.
0:33:32 - Raymond
My biggest extraction was awesome, though I did my extraction too.
0:33:37 - Carl
It's great to see.
0:33:38 - Jim
To fuck. Oh, he said already, i have not watched it, i don't want to.
0:33:45 - Richie
What else is he doing?
0:33:46 - Jim
I don't want to spoil it for me Call, i don't give a shit.
0:33:49 - Carl
It's no, my class there is because we should probably just watch something.
0:33:52 - Jim
We're going to watch it. We're going to watch it.
0:33:55 - Carl
We're going to hold, then I will withhold my biggest regret about this avatar fucking movie. Is watching it? No, i don't care about that She doesn't get naked. James Cameron, that's true.
0:34:13 - Richie
She doesn't get naked.
0:34:14 - Jim
Wow, she always has that little bit of leather or something, whatever that fabric is over her naughty bit.
0:34:23 - Raymond
Oh, i was looking, human skin.
0:34:28 - Jim
I'm just saying, like Sam Worthington is the most one note actor. I've ever heard You know everything I've ever seen him in.
0:34:39 - Carl
He did. He did the Terminator sequel also.
0:34:42 - Jim
Yes, oh yeah, that was actually not bad Salvation. Yeah, termination.
0:34:48 - Raymond
But he was in Clash of the Titans. That was terrible.
0:34:51 - Jim
Oh, they wouldn't clash to the Titans.
0:34:53 - Richie
It wasn't in like Starship, starship Trooper 3 or something like that.
0:34:57 - Jim
I'm looking Starship Trooper 3. I didn't know there was one.
0:35:03 - Carl
There is, oh, i think there's like five of them.
0:35:05 - Jim
Yeah, I think there's a.
0:35:06 - Carl
I haven't seen them.
0:35:07 - Jim
Yeah, rico's Roughnecks.
0:35:10 - Raymond
Yeah, he was in Hacksaw Ridge. I don't remember him in that. Hmm, hearts War.
0:35:16 - Jim
Yeah.
0:35:17 - Raymond
It's a dude. I see Avatar 5 on his profile, good coming out in 2028. Avatar fucking 5. 28. Yeah, 28.
0:35:27 - Richie
Yeah dude, he's a Christ. Yeah, i told you the last one there was going to be.
0:35:32 - Jim
There's going to be four more of these things.
0:35:35 - Richie
Yeah, and they're all 14 years apart.
0:35:40 - Carl
I'm not even going to live up And I don't care.
0:35:46 - Richie
Let's say he's planting trees for other people to get shade under He's not This movie.
0:35:54 - Jim
On Rotten Tomatoes it scored a 76% positive Wow.
0:35:59 - Carl
Seriously Yeah, and paid for.
0:36:02 - Jim
That's out of how many reviews We're 436 reviews. 76 were positive, 76% were positive. What is wrong with these people? And a third of Avatar 4 has already been filmed.
0:36:17 - Carl
Oh wow, Why can't Cameron just make original shit? Why can't he just go?
0:36:23 - Jim
back and go back out on the ocean on his science vessels, instead of making three hours and 20 minutes. Rehashes the movies True lies.
0:36:38 - Carl
It's a great movie. We're going to play this game.
0:36:40 - Raymond
I want to watch another episode of Succession Before.
0:36:42 - Carl
Bed Hell, yeah, yeah, we're going to play the game.
0:36:46 - Raymond
Let's play.
0:36:47 - Jim
All right, it's a movie. Round robin Got to come up with a better name for that, obviously.
0:36:54 - Raymond
So explain it again, or you guys go first.
0:36:57 - Jim
I'll pick a movie, then randomly someone will go and name an actor from that movie. Someone else will name another actor from that movie. Then the next person has named another movie with that second actor.
0:37:13 - Raymond
And we'll just shout out an answer, or one at a time.
0:37:16 - Jim
It's until someone cannot do it anymore. Either you run out of actors or you run out of movies that they were at.
0:37:26 - Raymond
Okay, so who's that? So what's the?
0:37:28 - Jim
rotation. This is the first attempt at this. If not, we'll see how well it goes. If not, we can adjust the rules. All right, i will consult the randomizer and Carl will go first Now. I will randomly pick a movie. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Carl named an actor from that movie.
0:37:57 - Carl
Jesus, you know, i've never.
0:38:00 - Jim
Hey, carl loses.
0:38:03 - Carl
No, i know that Neil Patrick Harris is in it.
0:38:08 - Jim
Okay, all right, neil Patrick Harris. Richie, i'm going to go with the star ship troopers. There you go. Now it goes into another actor from star ship troopers.
0:38:24 - Raymond
And there you go, there you go. I'll give you an easy one, michael Ironside.
0:38:29 - Jim
Okay, there you go. Carl named a No.
0:38:33 - Carl
You're not playing.
0:38:34 - Jim
No, my playing with Michael Ironside Sure Scanners, well, i don't know. Are you playing? No, i'm playing with it Scanners. Fuck me For Carl. Good luck Fucking Scanners Forever. I've never seen Scanners, so I would have lost.
0:38:54 - Richie
See that strategy, carl, that strategy.
0:38:57 - Jim
Name somebody else from Scanners. You weren't even supposed to be playing. I would have got it.
0:39:03 - Carl
I would have got Michael Ironside. I know I give you a softball.
0:39:06 - Raymond
It's a Casper.
0:39:07 - Carl
Van Dyke.
0:39:08 - Raymond
And what other fucking movies is Ian Starship Troopers to? I have no idea.
0:39:15 - Richie
I don't know.
0:39:16 - Carl
Carl loses. No point for Carl. No point for Carl.
0:39:20 - Jim
Point for Jimmy Does that mean?
0:39:24 - Richie
Does that mean Carl's out of?
0:39:25 - Jim
the.
0:39:26 - Raymond
This next round, or how's it? how's? Jim gets a point. Yeah, jim gets a point for stumping him.
0:39:32 - Carl
Okay, i consult the right.
0:39:34 - Richie
I'm not going to be a good player.
0:39:35 - Jim
I'm not going to be a good player. Okay, i consult the randomizer and go to the movie Men in Black. To whom, to me, i'm next Richie, tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones to Raymond Another person, no country for old men. Nice one. Another actor in no country from old men. Carl, you're not next. Oh, is it me Okay.
0:40:04 - Carl
Sorry, that's it. We're doing a little. Oh, there's so many.
0:40:10 - Jim
Woody Harrelson and name another Woody Hallishan movie. That should be easy.
0:40:17 - Carl
It is, but I want to try and stump I guess I guess I can. White man can jump.
0:40:23 - Jim
White man can jump to Richie name another actor and white camp men can jump.
0:40:27 - Richie
Wesley Snipes.
0:40:29 - Jim
Wesley Snipes Raymond name, another Wesley Snipes movie. Hmm, demolition man, demolition man, to me Sylvester Stallone Come on Oh man, Let's go Copland. Copland to Richie.
0:40:50 - Richie
Okay, copland. Well, i can easily go with Ray Liotta, but I'm not.
0:40:58 - Carl
So there's lots So many people in that movie. God damn it.
0:41:04 - Richie
What's his name? Why can't I think of his name? Super kid, god damn it.
0:41:08 - Jim
I know who you're talking about, do you know?
0:41:15 - Richie
Yes, michael, come on, i'll just go where really.
0:41:26 - Raymond
Yeah, i think it's called the color blue, what?
0:41:32 - Carl
Okay.
0:41:37 - Jim
I can see, i don't know, that movie Oh.
0:41:40 - Raymond
Ray gets a point. Let me double check.
0:41:46 - Richie
You could have said fucking cocaine Baron. You were the one on that one too.
0:41:52 - Jim
It's something blue I could have come up with somebody else.
0:41:55 - Raymond
I could have said I don't know.
0:41:58 - Carl
Let's check my Uh-oh. So if you're wrong, is it the one?
0:42:04 - Raymond
with.
0:42:05 - Jim
With Kurt Russell. Oh, powder blue, that was it Even so I still concede, i don't know, that movie.
0:42:15 - Carl
Jessica Beals is not one, and she's like a stripper, i think.
0:42:18 - Jim
But Ray got it wrong.
0:42:20 - Raymond
So who gets that point? No, no, I got it wrong. It's not like the movie No no but it got me some slack.
0:42:28 - Jim
But he was like the main actor. She doesn't matter because the title of the movie I got, i'll let you. I'll let you slide on that one, michael rapper, i'll take it. Take the hit, because you know. If you came up and said it was a different name of a movie And I said, well, i know that one. I didn't know either. My advisor is the departed.
0:42:58 - Carl
Oh, who goes for going in order than Rick?
0:43:01 - Jim
All goes, carl goes, the departed The departed Wow.
0:43:07 - Raymond
So many. I hope it's a lot of thought in this. I thought it was just be rapid fire.
0:43:16 - Jim
It was supposed to be.
0:43:21 - Carl
I mean to Caprio Fine.
0:43:24 - Jim
Wow, richie.
0:43:28 - Carl
To Caprio. He's in a couple movies, Yeah a couple.
0:43:33 - Richie
Yeah, I'll go with Wolf of Wall Street.
0:43:35 - Jim
Wolf of Wall Street, raymond Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill to Jimmy Twenty one, jim Street.
0:43:45 - Carl
I think, Carl. Yeah, ice Cube.
0:43:52 - Richie
Ice Cube Oh, that's a good one. Another Ice Cube movie Yes, friday.
0:43:58 - Carl
Friday.
0:44:00 - Richie
Raymond.
0:44:02 - Raymond
Chris.
0:44:02 - Jim
Tucker, chris Tucker, to me Rush Hour.
0:44:08 - Carl
I can only name Jackie Chan.
0:44:11 - Jim
I see Chan and Richie.
0:44:14 - Carl
Rush Hour 2. There you go, there you go, dude.
0:44:22 - Jim
You can't fucking do that. That was him, it's true, fucking.
0:44:29 - Raymond
Who's in Rush Hour 2? Besides those two, we don't know. I hate this game, rush Hour 2.
0:44:45 - Carl
That's difficult.
0:44:47 - Richie
Name another actor from Rush Hour 2.
0:44:50 - Carl
Besides Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. I don't even remember it.
0:44:54 - Richie
Why can't Hold on? Hold on, let's go to the rules. Why can't he use fucking Chris Tucker again? It's naming another actor from the sequel. There's no rule that he can't do that.
0:45:05 - Carl
Well, it's true.
0:45:06 - Jim
I guess that's the letter of the law, right?
0:45:10 - Raymond
Okay, chris Tucker, to me, chris Tucker, fifth element to Carl.
0:45:17 - Carl
Oh, that's a good one Hell yeah, i figured that was going to happen. So Fifth element I'm going to try and challenge. I need to challenge Fucking Bruce Willis Really.
0:45:30 - Jim
Bruce Willis to Richie.
0:45:33 - Carl
Six cents.
0:45:34 - Raymond
Six cents to Raymond Haley, joe Osman.
0:45:38 - Jim
Haley Joe Osman To me, AI To Carl, Hold that out.
0:45:49 - Carl
I stomp on his name every time. Damn it.
0:45:54 - Richie
And finally find out game Carl's losing at. You can be fucking. Jude law, jude law, jude law to Richard Oh Jude law, oh Jude law, aviator aviator to.
0:46:11 - Raymond
Is he aviator? I thought that was to Caprio. Is he in? Oh, he's in it.
0:46:18 - Jim
Yeah, the caprio is Howard Hughes.
0:46:21 - Raymond
Oh, ok, i'm laying out of the caprio again.
0:46:24 - Richie
Jude law plays. What's his name?
0:46:28 - Carl
We got you. Yeah, we'll trust.
0:46:31 - Raymond
OK, leonardo the caprio.
0:46:33 - Jim
Leonardo the caprio and who's eating Gilbert grape? That's a good one, Gilbert.
0:46:41 - Raymond
Matching the gas tank Boom boom The Carl.
0:46:46 - Carl
Gilbert. Good, i don't think I've seen it.
0:46:54 - Raymond
Oh yeah, Seriously, that's such a good movie. There's a wide Gilbert.
0:46:59 - Jim
There's a name another big actor who is in who's eating?
0:47:03 - Richie
Gilbert grape, let's not fucking spoon freedom here.
0:47:08 - Carl
No, i know who you're hinting at. Damn it, he's in all the Tim Burton movies.
0:47:17 - Jim
OK, you got to give an answer call. You can't just dance around it.
0:47:21 - Carl
I can't think of it So.
0:47:23 - Richie
OK, ok, rapid, Johnny Depp, you should have went with that That's who are thinking of, or Juliette? Lewis, yeah, yeah, juliette Lewis, great movie.
0:47:33 - Carl
Oh, i didn't know, it's two points for Jimmy, by the way. And what are we going to? five.
0:47:39 - Jim
We'll go. Well, we'll see.
0:47:43 - Richie
I might take a while Now. All right, one more round.
0:47:48 - Jim
Ok, final round. Well, keeping in the same vein is Avatar Wavewater Titanic.
0:47:56 - Raymond
Oh, the caprio So no, Carl got stoned.
0:48:00 - Richie
No, i go, You get. Yeah, yeah, bill Paxton, bill.
0:48:03 - Raymond
Paxton, he's not in Titanic.
0:48:05 - Jim
Yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, i forgot.
0:48:09 - Raymond
I forgot. I'm sorry.
0:48:10 - Jim
Yeah, he's modern. He's modern day person Bill Paxton.
0:48:16 - Raymond
I would say Ash is a bunch of Bill Paxton aliens. Aliens to Carl.
0:48:23 - Jim
Oh, I thought of a good one.
0:48:25 - Carl
Hmm So.
0:48:26 - Jim
Gourney Weaver. So Gourney Weaver, Oh wait, it should have been me.
0:48:31 - Richie
Oh well, you got skipped. He said so, gourney Weaver, so I'm going working girl.
0:48:37 - Raymond
Hmm, nice Working girl Working girl Working girl. Never saw it.
0:48:44 - Richie
And that's how I win.
0:48:46 - Carl
So there's an easy one.
0:48:48 - Richie
Oh yeah, there's, a couple of these ones there.
0:48:50 - Raymond
I thought of four editor. Yeah, I was going to say Predator two for Bill Paxton. I should have said that missed opportunity.
0:48:57 - Richie
Yep, all right, that's a cool game, jim. We got to work on it.
0:49:01 - Carl
So I still have one point How do I not?
0:49:04 - Richie
You lost a whole bunch, so you're going to be crying in your tacos. I have two points.
0:49:08 - Jim
Richie has how many points you got Two, two, so we can end the game as a tie.
0:49:14 - Richie
OK, one more, Let's do another round. Man Right, how many points you have One.
0:49:18 - Raymond
No, i don't think I have any.
0:49:19 - Jim
No you got one, Yeah, but I said yeah, you snub me All right.
0:49:24 - Richie
Final round, you bet your points.
0:49:26 - Jim
Forty year old virgin, Oh to Raymond.
0:49:30 - Carl
To Ray Oh, there's a couple of people in that movie.
0:49:33 - Raymond
Yeah, i'm trying to think of a good one Seth Rogen, seth.
0:49:39 - Jim
Rogen to me. Zach and Mary make a porno.
0:49:44 - Carl
The Carl James Wow.
0:49:47 - Richie
You're Richie, jason.
0:49:52 - Jim
Jason. He plays Jay. Jay is the character.
0:49:56 - Carl
Jay. I met him in person, by the way.
0:49:59 - Richie
I know you were an extra.
0:50:00 - Carl
He doesn't mind Jay.
0:50:03 - Richie
Wow, jason Muse, which one do I pick? Which? which fucking? How does one day This is one.
0:50:11 - Jim
How does one face face face? your answer Yeah.
0:50:16 - Richie
I'm going to have to go with The Jane Silent Bob Strike Back to.
0:50:23 - Raymond
I thought you had to name an actor right?
0:50:25 - Richie
No, i had to name a movie he was in. Are you sure? Yeah, because he just said Jason Muse. So Jason Muse is the actor. I have to name a movie he's in. Yeah, all right, jane. Silent Bob.
0:50:35 - Jim
Strike Back Because we already went past the 40 year old virgin.
0:50:39 - Carl
That's not even a movie.
0:50:40 - Richie
Well, yeah, it is Jason. Yeah, jane.
0:50:45 - Carl
Silent Bob.
0:50:46 - Richie
Strike Back. Yeah, yeah, no, you said to. Oh well, james Silent, bob Strike Back. Yeah, all right.
0:50:53 - Jim
So Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith to me. There's quite a few, carl, i will. I'm going to absolutely blow your mind by saying Is it? and this could be wrong? I could blow it here Die hard with the vengeance. No, no, which die hard? was he in?
0:51:17 - Carl
I know which one. I know which one.
0:51:19 - Jim
Well, obviously, if I'm wrong, I blew it.
0:51:23 - Raymond
It's not vengeance, that's the one, that one, you know, jackson Jackson.
0:51:27 - Jim
Ah, that's right, That's right, it's your thing at the fourth one.
0:51:30 - Raymond
It's like die harder, or something like that.
0:51:32 - Jim
Yeah.
0:51:33 - Raymond
A good day to die hard.
0:51:35 - Carl
That's it.
0:51:36 - Jim
That's a good day.
0:51:37 - Speaker 5
To die hard, yes, ok, so I blew it All right, So Carl it's a point.
0:51:43 - Jim
I got a point right Because I think that's That's raised point. Oh, it's raised point. Yes, so now he has to. It's a three way to tie Sweet.
0:51:52 - Raymond
It's two, two, two and one. He can't stand off.
0:51:55 - Jim
All right, we will go with analyze this.
0:52:01 - Richie
So do I go now You go, greg Keneer.
0:52:05 - Jim
Greg Keneer, you're Raymond.
0:52:07 - Carl
He's in that.
0:52:09 - Jim
He is Yeah.
0:52:11 - Raymond
We see again. Why do I know that name?
0:52:13 - Jim
Wait, Greg Keneer is an analyze this. Oh, I'm sorry Not.
0:52:18 - Richie
Oh, I thought I thought you were meant.
0:52:23 - Jim
No, you didn't.
0:52:25 - Richie
You blew it.
0:52:25 - Jim
You blew it, but nobody wins a point because Yes, no one gets. Shit. OK, million dollar baby.
0:52:37 - Carl
Still rich. No, Raymond.
0:52:41 - Raymond
Oh.
0:52:41 - Jim
Hillary Swank, hillary Swank to me And I will go with The next karate, kid The only other movie I know her in, and Carl.
0:52:58 - Richie
Is Taco'd out.
0:53:05 - Carl
Well, he's got to be in it.
0:53:07 - Jim
You got to come up with the actor's name. The actor's name.
0:53:11 - Carl
I don't fucking remember his name right now. No way, all right, i'm going to win.
0:53:16 - Raymond
Pat, pat Merida, pat Merida, that's it. Fine, take the win. He wins his own fucking game. This guy, that's awesome.
0:53:28 - Carl
I'd still like to do another round. I'd like to Yeah.
0:53:31 - Richie
Well, we could go all night with this.
0:53:33 - Raymond
Yeah, we told All right bonus round. Then we got to call it a night. What do you think? One more All right, one more Bonus round, and then I got to get going.
0:53:41 - Jim
I will go with let's see Princess Bride, And that is to Richie.
0:53:50 - Richie
Wow, the Princess Bride.
0:53:52 - Raymond
He could win the whole game right now, i know.
0:53:57 - Carl
It's just for funsies.
0:53:59 - Raymond
Jim already won. Yeah, he could end it really quick. Yeah, but if I you know, Billy Crystal, billy Crystal.
0:54:06 - Jim
That's not what I was thinking of, i wouldn't have went with that one.
0:54:10 - Raymond
You said Billy Crystal. Yeah, all right, i thought you were going to say Andre the Giant.
0:54:13 - Jim
Yeah, that's who I would have picked.
0:54:15 - Raymond
I'm going to pick another movie with him. He's never been in any other movies, but so Billy Crystal, oh, i would say with Billy Crystal, city Slickers.
0:54:23 - Jim
City Slickers. Oh, I will end the game. The sequel City Slickers. Somebody know I can't use Billy Crystal again. I would have ended it with a Billy Crystal movie. But City Slickers, I will go with Dan Daniel Stern.
0:54:39 - Raymond
Good job, that's a good one.
0:54:41 - Carl
Oh, carl Carl Daniel Stern, very bad things, too rich.
0:54:48 - Richie
Very bad things. Oh, it's a fucked up movie You've won, because I've never seen it, so I don't know.
0:54:55 - Carl
There's a lot of people in it.
0:54:57 - Richie
All right, if I've never seen it, you can fucking. There's a lot of people in a movie. I've never seen it, but there's a lot of people. There's a whole cast as a matter of fact. The fact there is, there is a director and everything.
0:55:13 - Carl
Raymond's, raymond's fact checking.
0:55:16 - Raymond
Yeah, he's very, very bad things. I'm not saying it.
0:55:21 - Jim
Very bad people. You sure it's a movie call.
0:55:24 - Richie
Yeah. So what are you fucking after school? fucking TV movies. No, it's a movie.
0:55:30 - Raymond
Oh, there it is. Yeah, favreau 98.
0:55:34 - Carl
Yeah.
0:55:36 - Raymond
Jury Biven, christian Slater, sweet Well there you go.
0:55:39 - Richie
That's the game. That's the game. Carl finally gets a fucking point.
0:55:44 - Jim
That's, that's the name of the game. That's two points for me Wait wait, i missed it.
0:55:49 - Richie
What was Carl finally gets a fucking point, is the game.
0:55:55 - Jim
Well, all right, that's the end of the show. As a matter of fact, this show as a whole.
0:56:02 - Richie
I guess this episode Stroma movies could be found at damn showco. Once again, that's damn showco.
0:56:09 - Jim
That's where you can find all a bunch of back episodes and other fine podcasts at damn podcast.
0:56:19 - Richie
Our email address is destroy malatgmailcom. Once again, this is straw mail at gmailcom.
0:56:27 - Jim
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0:56:29 - Richie
Buy us coffee on. Amazon, all that jazz, and there you go. So that's it Destroy movies. There you go. All right, kids, that's it Destroy movies. I'm Richie, i'm Jim.
0:56:40 - Jim
Carl. I'm Ray.
0:56:43 - Richie
Good night, damnation, yeah, boys.
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